Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: sheepy on July 29, 2003, 03:25:52 PM

Title: nelson man dela joke
Post by: sheepy on July 29, 2003, 03:25:52 PM
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking
> a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is
> confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clip board and
> yelling, You Sign! You sign!' Behind him is an enormous truck full of
> car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the
> Japanese man starts to yell louder. 'You Sign! You sign!'
> Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the wrong
> man', and shuts the door in his face.
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> The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he
> opens it, the little Japanese man is back with a huge truck of brake
> pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
> 'You sign! You sign!' Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now,
> so he pushes the little Japanese man back, shouting: 'Look, go away!
> You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!' Then he slams the door
> in his face again.
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> The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the
> afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door,
> there is the same little Japanese man
> thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, 'You sign!
> You sign!' Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
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>  This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little
> man by his shirt front and yells at him: 'Look, I don't want these! Do
> you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give
> these to?'
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> The little Japanese man looks very puzzled, consults his
> clipboard, and says:
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> (It's a beauty)
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> (wait for it)
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> Get your best Japanese accent ready .....
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> 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?
Title: nelson man dela joke
Post by: suicidal_monkey on July 29, 2003, 05:10:20 PM
:silly:

I was wondering how that was gonna work

 :D
Title: nelson man dela joke
Post by: Doorman on July 29, 2003, 07:36:29 PM
Does it for me. Now on it's way to all my friend.  :D
Title: nelson man dela joke
Post by: -]Oi[-Rooster on July 30, 2003, 07:01:27 AM
Liked that one.... :D
Title: nelson man dela joke
Post by: A Twig on July 30, 2003, 12:33:15 PM
Top stuff
Title: nelson man dela joke
Post by: TeaLeaf on December 09, 2013, 05:53:14 PM
If nothing else, one could say that Sheepy was ahead of his time..............10 years ahead of his time.


:roflmao:
Title: nelson man dela joke
Post by: Switchback on December 10, 2013, 10:44:23 AM
Ha! :)


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