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Title: Funniest British plotical quote of the last 50 years
Post by: delanvital on October 13, 2008, 12:18:37 PM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2857062.html
Title: Funniest British plotical quote of the last 50 years
Post by: Lameduck on October 13, 2008, 02:27:01 PM
Quote from: delanvital;247298http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2857062.html

The correct quotation was "There's as much chance of my becoming Prime Minister as there is of finding Elvis on Mars, or me being decapitated by a frisbee or reincarnated as an olive."

Personal favourite:"In the last parliament, the House of Commons had more MPs called John than all the women MPs put together."
 TESSA JOWELL
Title: Funniest British plotical quote of the last 50 years
Post by: delanvital on October 13, 2008, 03:15:08 PM
Quote from: Lameduck;247307Personal favourite:"In the last parliament, the House of Commons had more MPs called John than all the women MPs put together."
 HARRIET HARMAN

I am laughing out loud here... :lmfao:
Title: Funniest British plotical quote of the last 50 years
Post by: Browne on October 14, 2008, 02:07:34 AM
Personal favourite:

4) Robin Cook: "They found more dangerous chemicals in Coca-Cola's Dasani mineral water than they did in the whole of Iraq."

Always thought Robin Cook was a class act...

At a local golf club here, on the question of whether to buy more machinery to upgrade the Course, a local wag said " Jaysus, I was in the plant shed the other day, and there's more machinery there than Hitler used to invade Poland in 1941"
Title: Funniest British plotical quote of the last 50 years
Post by: Jabbs on October 14, 2008, 07:26:37 AM
I enjoyed:

2) John Prescott: "The Green Belt is a Labour initiative and we intend to build on it."

3) Harriet Harman: "Tony Banks described the English fans arrested in Marseilles as brain-dead louts - that goes for me as well."

:D