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Quote from: delanvital;247298http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2857062.html
The correct quotation was "There's as much chance of my becoming Prime Minister as there is of finding Elvis on Mars, or me being decapitated by a frisbee or reincarnated as an olive."
Personal favourite:"In the last parliament, the House of Commons had more MPs called John than all the women MPs put together."
TESSA JOWELL
Quote from: Lameduck;247307Personal favourite:"In the last parliament, the House of Commons had more MPs called John than all the women MPs put together."
HARRIET HARMAN
I am laughing out loud here... :lmfao:
Personal favourite:
4) Robin Cook: "They found more dangerous chemicals in Coca-Cola's Dasani mineral water than they did in the whole of Iraq."
Always thought Robin Cook was a class act...
At a local golf club here, on the question of whether to buy more machinery to upgrade the Course, a local wag said " Jaysus, I was in the plant shed the other day, and there's more machinery there than Hitler used to invade Poland in 1941"
I enjoyed:
2) John Prescott: "The Green Belt is a Labour initiative and we intend to build on it."
3) Harriet Harman: "Tony Banks described the English fans arrested in Marseilles as brain-dead louts - that goes for me as well."
:D