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Title: Credit Crunch Jokes from the BBC
Post by: Anonymous on October 14, 2008, 11:15:47 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7663475.stm

Some crackers in there:

What is the capital of Iceland?
About £3.50 :roflmao:
Title: Credit Crunch Jokes from the BBC
Post by: DuVeL on October 14, 2008, 11:53:44 AM
:lmfao: :roflmao:
Excellent jokes!
Cheers for posting the link BB.
Title: Credit Crunch Jokes from the BBC
Post by: delanvital on October 14, 2008, 01:47:03 PM
:roflmao: Icelandic one you mention is by far the best
Title: Credit Crunch Jokes from the BBC
Post by: spiritus on October 14, 2008, 02:13:41 PM
hehe, great find!! :roflmao:
Frozen assets :blink:
Title: Credit Crunch Jokes from the BBC
Post by: T-Bag on October 14, 2008, 05:03:35 PM
Nice. Hope nobody here had money in Icesave.
But the rest of us aren't much better off. Good news is there'll be a whole pile of barely used BMW's going cheap.
Title: Credit Crunch Jokes from the BBC
Post by: Le Rouge on October 14, 2008, 08:24:08 PM
you got to appreciate this one too:
What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons? The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's
Title: Credit Crunch Jokes from the BBC
Post by: Luminance on October 14, 2008, 09:11:46 PM
if everyone in europe/us would spend half their bank savings, whole crisis will be over, but nooooooooo, people just have to save and save what they can, and when a bank threatnens to go belly up, they go in for the kill and withdraw everything they can, slaughtering the cash reserves of everyone behind them.

ps, Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
that one i liked the most :lol:
Title: Credit Crunch Jokes from the BBC
Post by: Thulsa Doom on October 16, 2008, 01:16:44 PM
Just spend yer cash and stop saving.  Problem solved :D