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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Anonymous on October 16, 2008, 11:19:17 AM

Title: Kinky?
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2008, 11:19:17 AM
A guy I met said his girlfriend was into kinky sex and she wanted him to really humiliate her so he bought her a Tottenham strip :)
Title: Kinky?
Post by: Jabbs on October 16, 2008, 12:02:25 PM
Quote from: BlueBall;247618A guy I met said his girlfriend was into kinky sex and she wanted him to really humiliate her so he bought her a Tottenham strip :)

Humiliation at its LOWEST level!  Poor girl :crying:
Title: Kinky?
Post by: Luminance on October 16, 2008, 04:17:16 PM
is this an inside joke??
Title: Kinky?
Post by: DuVeL on October 16, 2008, 04:25:45 PM
An English joke Lumi.
 
Quote from: BlueBall;247618A guy I met said his girlfriend was into kinky sex and she wanted him to really humiliate her so he bought her a Tottenham strip :)
Title: Kinky?
Post by: Jewelz^ on October 16, 2008, 06:24:09 PM
Tottenham are currently at the bottom of the Premier Leage with only 2 points. :roflmao:
 
another Tottenham Joke:
Whats the difference between a triangle and Tottenham?
 
 
A triangle has 3 points :roflmao:
Title: Kinky?
Post by: Salvatore Buttafacio on October 16, 2008, 10:07:25 PM
heres another for yah...:D

What do you get if you cross Gary Glitter with Wayne Rooney?

Someone who likes normal aged women.
Title: Kinky?
Post by: Benny on October 17, 2008, 01:24:38 PM
Are you English deep down BB?

I thought it was our thing to kick someone while they were down?
Title: Kinky?
Post by: Blunt on October 17, 2008, 01:57:47 PM
Quote from: Salvatore Buttafacio;247683heres another for yah...:D

What do you get if you cross Gary Glitter with Wayne Rooney?

Someone who likes normal aged women.

What is a "normal aged woman"?:blink:
Title: Kinky?
Post by: Salvatore Buttafacio on October 17, 2008, 03:12:44 PM
Quote from: Blunt;247716What is a "normal aged woman"?:blink:

oops.. should be "Someone who likes the same aged women." ... (as themself)

I'm sure you got it though! mr pedantic:)
Title: Kinky?
Post by: Blunt on October 17, 2008, 04:28:17 PM
I was playing scrabble and had enough letters to make 'Tottenham Hotspurs Football Club'. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points.
Title: Kinky?
Post by: delanvital on October 17, 2008, 04:29:49 PM
Quote from: Blunt;247728I was playing scrabble and had enough letters to make 'Tottenham Hotspurs Football Club'. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points.

:roflmao:
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