I really like this site. Anonymous people make one-liners when they feel the need to express something. Sad, fun, tragic, fantastic. The "popular" list is not the best, but can be seen here (http://onesentence.org/stories/popular/). The site has stuff like this:
Stuff like this:
"When the one-armed Amishman sitting next to me started talking about condoms, I knew it was going to be an interesting train ride."
and this from Violet:
"There are few things that inspire as much panic as being alone in a fitting room and considering asking for help out of a too-small dress that is covering your chest, face, and arms, leaving you barefoot in your underwear and your hands useless in the air."
or this from Chase:
"Not being quite attuned to college life, I reflexively put my old home address while ordering a porn DVD."
Quote from: fancy spatulaWhen the brain tumor failed to kill her, we were convinced that it's because evil doesn't die.
Quote from: Q. CumberI really did complain about my shoes before my sister-in-law came back from Iraq without feet.
:lmfao:
Quote from: Five HoursAfter calculating that I wasted 6500 hours in church the first 25 years of my life, I vowed to spend 6500 hours doing volunteer work that would actually make a difference in the world.
Some nice ones in there :)
Gods, some of those sentences are depressing :(
Although, to be fair plenty of them are hilarious and i've found a few rather inspiring
QuoteVisiting Virginia, I thought the grocery clerk was calling my newborn son precious when in fact she was telling me in her southern drawl to "press yes" on the keypad.
:lmfao: