I've been forced by Mrs BFC into asking the following: Sarah Jessica Parker - Why?
We're not watchers of SITC, or any of the other stuff Mrs van Nistlerooy acts in, but we find ourselves wondering do people find her attractive and if so, why? Personally, I can't see it and the trailer she's in at the moment reminds me of a traditional Canadian animal, and I don't me a sweet little beaver.
Hence, explain to her: Why?
Doesn't do anything for me!
Quote from: BlueBall;258376Doesn't do anything for me!
I don't mind a nice trout now and then.
HTH :)
Quote from: BlueBall;258376Doesn't do anything for me!
Nor I :sideways:
She was nice in LA Story.
However on a bad(!) day she looks witchy.
However, if she thrust her wares my way it would be impolite to refuse.
I can't say i see anything in her either.
way too short for my liking
Quote from: Thulsa Doom;258382However, if she thrust her wares my way it would be impolite to refuse.
Until your good lady removed your warez :flirty:
back on topic, she doesn't do much for me either.
Hit with the Ugly stick at Birth.
Actually thrashed with it.
She is definitely not what I'd call 'hot' but, under ideal circumstances, I would probably still hit it.
Quote from: b00n;258403She is definitely not what I'd call 'hot' but, under ideal circumstances, I would probably still hit it.
I'd hit it, like this;
(http://www.lazygamer.co.za/wp-content/uploads/Left4DeadXbox360Revealed_5400/image.png)
Quote from: smite;258402Hit with the Ugly stick at Birth.
Actually thrashed with it.
:roflmao::roflmao:
I wouldnt say it's quite that bad...lol. But she'd certainly not be my 1st pick either.
Nope, i've never understood why she's supposed to be sexy either.
all the time there's dogs in the street , she'll be safe :blink:
hmm, try a google image search (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=horse+face&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2)
:roflmao:
all the time there's dogs in the street , she'll be safe from me :lmfao:
Gents, she isn't a 'looker' I'll grant you. But, and this is a big but , I've seen most of you in one form or another. We play games with people we rarely meet in the flesh. We live off pizza and beer (if old enough - cider if not) and let's face it, lack a number of social skills.
Given the opportunity most of you would rut with most things with a pulse and few things without.
She's not fantastic, but she is not of our circle. Bella Emberg, Mama Fratelli, these are the people we deserve. Let's ease up on the horse face bag of sticks and give her a break. She's beautiful inside, as we all are.
Oh cmon guys. She's not in her 20's anymore! You can't say that any forty-years-old woman looks as hot as she did when she was let's say 25:sideways:
As I'm an eighteen-years-old grandpha I would still say that she's hot compared to her age:D
2 worthy comments at last :yahoo:
Nope, not even with a bag on her head.
Or with me wearing the bag over my head.
Can't say she does it for me tbh
are you guys really this shallow... has it come down to this? :sideways:
ok well my 2ce worth then..
do you look at the mantle piece when your poking the fire?
&
in for a penny in for a pound....
and the finally one
every holes a goal (and to quote cruel intentions) at her age i bet she would let you put it anywhere :norty:.....
I beleive im of the age and time of my life (read married/seperated) were even the hoover is looking good :blink:
I'm with Clarkson - she looks like a boiled horse. :) No, seriously though, she's dressed, coiffured and acts like a good looking woman - but if you look closely you can see she's not. Still, she earns more than me and probably gets more action too, so who am I to say anything? :)
You're all lying you know you would!!!!
Just so you could sell the story and make a wedge!!!
You guys are just saying that she's ugly because if you would call her hot or beautifull your wives would kick ur big butts:lmfao:
Quote from: ghoule211;258588are you guys really this shallow... has it come down to this? :sideways:
ok well my 2ce worth then..
do you look at the mantle piece when your poking the fire?
&
in for a penny in for a pound....
and the finally one
every holes a goal (and to quote cruel intentions) at her age i bet she would let you put it anywhere :norty:.....
I beleive im of the age and time of my life (read married/seperated) were even the hoover is looking good :blink:
These guys may be shallow but you've plumbed the depths. I've never heard anything so blatantly sexist, ageist and istist. :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
Quote from: Doorman;258936These guys may be shallow but you've plumbed the depths. I've never heard anything so blatantly sexist, ageist and istist. :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
coming from you ron, that's a helluva compliment:lmfao:
come on guys she's still good to go
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/19/SarahJessica_060411113430552_wideweb__300x460,1.jpg)
(http://www.b3tards.com/u/9652bf9aa2a5acf3a8de/chuckleinthecity.jpg)
(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10643/1217949675/sarahjessicaparker3.jpg)
Quote from: sulky_uk;258941come on guys she's still good to go
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/19/SarahJessica_060411113430552_wideweb__300x460,1.jpg)
Is this who you lot are having a pop at? Sheesh! Let's see the wives/girl friends of you picky load of chauvinists!
Quote from: delankster;258491all the time there's dogs in the street , she'll be safe from me :lmfao:
No, I can't. :rolleyes:
Late to the thread but damn you all (well not damn exactly, but perhaps a mild rebuke....this getting old malarky is so not satisfying!!).
Whilst tastes may have changed over the years, and you may all now fancy Miss PIGGY because she is a Superstar, you must surely all give it up for...........
Beautiful Hair
Beautiful Eyes
Beautiful Teeth
Damn fine slim hips (okay, my preference!!)
Seriously, (and in the confines of your "sheds" lest your wives notice), naked and unabashed, and pound for pound (she won't be counting them but your wives might!!) who would you rather wake up to??...............
Of course her Millions will not sway your decision in any way at all!!...........YOU TARTS!!:woot2::woot2:
Speak for yourself Benny boy my social inept friend! I don't live of pizza (and if I did it would be Waitrose own which surely counts for something!?). I've only ever dated gorgeous women, (ok there was those few times when I was 14 on skeggy beach and I had to leave half way through but I was young...) anyway I for one do not think she is any way good looking.
My wife is 'gorgeous' and I would take her over any Sarah jessica parker on any day of the year! *its not what your thinking, my wife isn't looking over my shoulder* honest!
Oh now I've just read your 'we are all beautiful on the inside' so I know its a wind up lol :)
She does nothing for me - her nose is so long and hooked it might pierce your gentitalia during more intimate moments - its a risk I wouldn't be prepared to take!
Quote from: Benny;258519Gents, she isn't a 'looker' I'll grant you. But, and this is a big but , I've seen most of you in one form or another. We play games with people we rarely meet in the flesh. We live off pizza and beer (if old enough - cider if not) and let's face it, lack a number of social skills.
Given the opportunity most of you would rut with most things with a pulse and few things without.
She's not fantastic, but she is not of our circle. Bella Emberg, Mama Fratelli, these are the people we deserve. Let's ease up on the horse face bag of sticks and give her a break. She's beautiful inside, as we all are.
Doorman every dog has its day... that is a rare image and granted she does look nice in that photo, but for everyone of those there are 10 making her look like a tyre of one of your racing cars after 10 laps of the
Nordschleife (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordschleife)
Damn and then I came (literally) across this.... a guy can change his mind lol!
(http://accidentalsexiness.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/sarah_jessica_parker.jpg)
Quote from: Doorman;258943Is this who you lot are having a pop at? Sheesh! Let's see the wives/girl friends of you picky load of chauvinists!
Meh. Long face, pointy nose. Neither have ever done anything for me. I dislike the looks of Julia Roberts for the same reason, and i'd take my girlfriend over either of them any day of the week.
The women in UK must be something from outher space from a Beauty planet if you guys really can say that she's ugly:blink:
PMSL @ Blunt :roflmao:
Imho she's not that hot. In SITC the brunette, who's name I can't remember righ now, is better looking. But ...it's in the eye of the beholder. Someone likes the mother, someone the daughter :rolleyes:
I haven't really gotten around to the other features - I almost always stare at her nose. And when she smiles, the smile sort of folds around it. In profile she does have moose qualities of a sorts. She scares me a bit.