Some crackers over at Hexus:
...and then the fight started (http://forums.hexus.net/general-discussion/122170-well-dodgy-joke-thread-64.html#post1617891)
Pole Dancing Mummy (http://forums.hexus.net/general-discussion/122170-well-dodgy-joke-thread-63.html#post1616813)
Lol I like the Lawn mower the best, all tough I spotted this in his signature:
QuoteOriginally Posted by Noni What the hell does "WTH" mean
DOH :roflmao:
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I've seen that drawing before, but never the note of the mother ^^
doubles the funny factor
"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."
" Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?" the priest asked.
" Because, Father, he touched me on my arm without permission."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her arm.
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."
" But, Father, he also touched my breasts."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her breasts.
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
" But, Father, he took off my clothes."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he removed her clothes.
" Yes, father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
" But, Father, then he put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he put his you-know-what in her you-know-where."
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
" But, Father, he has herpes!
Remarked the Father, "That son-of-a-bitch!
that made me laugh :roflmao: