A Sad Reality
(Before Marriage)
Boy: Yes! At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes...
Girl: Darling!
(After Marriage)
Simply read the above conversation from bottom to top.
Repost, but still worth a chuckle ;)
http://www.deadmen.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=25412
oops:doh: quick delete it !