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Title: Not if ... when.
Post by: OldBloke on March 03, 2009, 10:15:14 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7921279.stm

We're doooooooooomed.
Title: Not if ... when.
Post by: sulky_uk on March 03, 2009, 10:22:41 PM
Wheres bruce willis when you need him?
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Post by: Doorman on March 03, 2009, 10:56:01 PM
I love the way he/she kept referring to Earth as 'our planet'. 72 times it was mentioned. I was so fixated by that I don't know what the article is about. Are we going to die? I mean. soon? Was all that forum work for nowt?  :blink:
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Post by: Penfold on March 03, 2009, 10:56:42 PM
We can but hope.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2009, 10:59:08 PM
Quote from: Doorman;266706Are we going to die? I mean. soon? Was all that forum work for nowt?  :blink:

I've looked in the my Penguin Book of Astronomy and I reckon we have a couple of years before we have to worry.
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Post by: Jabbs on March 04, 2009, 08:23:51 AM
Quote from: BlueBall;266711I've looked in the my Penguin Book of Astronomy and I reckon we have a couple of years before we have to worry.

Oh boy, thanks BB!
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Post by: Stryker on March 04, 2009, 12:37:28 PM
What bothers me is it wasn't spotted till a few days before... plus no mention till after the event??!?!?

Even if a collision date was known I reckon the capitalist money makers would keep us grunts in the dark.
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Post by: no peanuts on March 04, 2009, 12:46:49 PM
We've gotta die of something.....
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Post by: Luminance on March 04, 2009, 04:21:05 PM
when can also mean 2.000.000.000 years, I'm not planning on sticking around that long ...
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Post by: Sparko on March 04, 2009, 06:44:43 PM
still rather scary though that they only spotted it 2 days before, you would think with today's technology they would have somthing to detect it well before that :g:
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Post by: Doorman on March 04, 2009, 11:26:44 PM
You can imagine the 'headless chicken' syndrome kicking in if they tell the world 'You're all going to die on Thursday morning'. No one would pay their council tax, parking fines, take back library books, pay maintainence to ex wives. Crikey! Then where would we be? :rolleyes:
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Post by: Jabbs on March 05, 2009, 07:14:39 AM
Quote from: Doorman;266857You can imagine the 'headless chicken' syndrome kicking in if they tell the world 'You're all going to die on Thursday morning'. No one would pay their council tax, parking fines, take back library books, pay maintainence to ex wives. Crikey! Then where would we be? :rolleyes:

Sounds fantastic! :norty:

We could turn up late for work even! :rolleyes:
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Post by: kregoron on March 05, 2009, 09:24:19 AM
Quote from: Sparko;266804still rather scary though that they only spotted it 2 days before, you would think with today's technology they would have somthing to detect it well before that :g:

read a report by NASA a few months back, where they happily announced the worldwide now totally monitors 19% of the sky.. aint really much as its a big space out there..
 
i honestly cba to worry about it, as we probably wouldnt survive if a rock like the one in the Armageddon movie, were on impact course with earth, as i doubt a mission like armageddon one is possible anyways.. but sure looks good in movies... :)
 
If the earth goes boom, we wont feel a thing :D
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Post by: target on March 05, 2009, 10:32:30 AM
Quote from: Sparko;266804still rather scary though that they only spotted it 2 days before, you would think with today's technology they would have somthing to detect it well before that :g:
Probably because it's all looking the wrong way trying to find Osama :devil:
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Post by: OldBloke on March 05, 2009, 10:41:25 AM
If they ever announce an expected impact site I'd be the one heading towards it while everyone else is fleeing in the opposite direction.

My last words would be "WOW! Look at the tha ......." :D
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Post by: Toxteth on March 05, 2009, 11:01:51 AM
Surround the earth with a big net, that'll catch the buggers, or even those sticky fly strips, that stuff catches everything - except fly's ofcourse...
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Post by: Gandalf on March 05, 2009, 11:14:39 AM
nahh, just send up a load of red necks on the shuttle and let them handle it :roflmao:
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Post by: kregoron on March 05, 2009, 11:43:40 AM
Quote from: Gandalf;266899nahh, just send up a load of red necks on the shuttle and let them handle it :roflmao:

wasnt that the plot of Armageddon the movie? bunch of drilling red necks with nukes?
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Post by: Stryker on March 05, 2009, 12:39:15 PM
I recently read something about dark rocks out there.... no ice and nothing to reflect sunlight thus they appear black.... and thats the thing about space, it too is very black and very big.
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Post by: Gandalf on March 05, 2009, 12:51:28 PM
Quote from: kregoron;266909wasnt that the plot of Armageddon the movie? bunch of drilling red necks with nukes?

That's the one. My first ever DVD.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 05, 2009, 12:57:15 PM
Quote from: Gandalf;266929My first ever DVD.

You were in Armageddon? :worship:
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Post by: kregoron on March 05, 2009, 03:33:35 PM
Quote from: BlueBall;266931You were in Armageddon? :worship:

well if he was in armageddon, wouldnt that mean hes actually a drilling red neck with nukes.. :sad:
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Post by: Gandalf on March 05, 2009, 03:42:02 PM
Quote from: kregoron;266950well if he was in armageddon, wouldnt that mean hes actually a drilling red neck with nukes.. :sad:

I was the asteroid :narnar:
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Post by: kregoron on March 05, 2009, 04:34:23 PM
Quote from: Gandalf;266953I was the asteroid :narnar:
Man you got owned then :)
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Post by: Gandalf on March 05, 2009, 04:40:54 PM
Quote from: kregoron;266957Man you got owned then :)

Nope, now there's two of me :D
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Post by: kregoron on March 05, 2009, 05:29:49 PM
Quote from: Gandalf;266958Nope, now there's two of me :D

Dear god what have we done!