I was lazy, it went through google translate and I then changed a bit. Hope it is fine...
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LEAN is effective!
I was at a restaurant the other day and I noticed that a spoon stuck out of the waiter's breast pocket. When I ordered, I asked the
waitor why.
"Yes," he said "we had a big-LEAN consultant to review
all our operations. After several months of work they concluded
that guests will lose their spoons 73.84% more often than other cutlery. This means that dropped 3 spoons per. per board. hours. If the servants are prepared for it, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen
after clean spoons, and thus save 1 hour per man"
While he talked, I noticed that there was a rope out of his zipper in his pants. When I looked around all the servants had a string hanging. I had
to ask my servant what the string was for.
"It's not many that notices" he said. "The consultants also found out that we could save time on the toilet. "
"What?"
"Yes, when you tie the string to the end of your ... you know ... you can
pull it out of the pants withdraw touching it. This will save time because you dont have to wash your hands. Toilet time has been reduced by
76.39%! "
"It sounds very logical, but... how we put guy back?"
"I do not know what the others do, but I use the spoon."
ROFLMAO
Good one Delan :D