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Title: Quality Ebay advert.
Post by: Snokio on March 25, 2009, 10:15:11 PM
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280324899952#description
 
 
"The electric windows don't work - some hoody wearing yob broke in to it while it was parked up near Reading and the windows never worked after the new glass was put in.  On the plus side, if you are looking for a car with new glass in the windows then look no further, this is the vehicle you have been searching for."

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Title: Quality Ebay advert.
Post by: kregoron on March 25, 2009, 11:00:56 PM
What colour is the car?
 

 A “Babe Magnet”, are you sure?
 
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Title: Quality Ebay advert.
Post by: T-Bag on March 25, 2009, 11:13:04 PM
QuoteYou would not feel out of place sipping Champagne and eating oysters next to this car whilst picnicking at Ascot.

It's a fine car.
Title: Quality Ebay advert.
Post by: Snokio on March 25, 2009, 11:18:13 PM
read some of the peoples questions on the item, there are 4 pages!!!:blink:
Title: Quality Ebay advert.
Post by: Anonymous on March 25, 2009, 11:49:51 PM
Q:    Hello, does the boot in the rover big enough to fit a 6 foot 2 randy frenchman?
A:    The boot smells like there is one in there already.

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Title: Quality Ebay advert.
Post by: GhostMjr on March 26, 2009, 03:26:51 AM
read all the follow up questions here:

http://contact.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI&redirect=0&&ShowASQAlways=1&iid=280324899952&requested=gbann134&frm=284&guest=1
Title: Quality Ebay advert.
Post by: BrotherTobious on March 26, 2009, 09:22:08 AM
thats very good :)
Title: Quality Ebay advert.
Post by: Carr0t on March 26, 2009, 02:48:00 PM
QuoteI haven’t bought any cassettes since about 1986 and given the dross that they play on Radio 1 these days I doubt I am missing much in terms of entertainment anyway.  It’s not the same since Simon Mayo stopped doing the top 40 and Dave Lee Travis got fired.

Amen to that! I stopped listening to the Top 40 at the same point.
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Title: Quality Ebay advert.
Post by: Luminance on March 26, 2009, 05:03:59 PM
QuoteThere may be other stuff wrong with it that I don’t know about but I have been driving my kids around in it and I wouldn’t do that unless I thought it was safe.  Actually, on the subject of kids, if you buy the car and then find a Pokemon card in the back somewhere then my son would quite like it back.  I have no idea which Pokemon card it was but the “animal” thing in the picture was yellow and in my opinion looked a bit like Paul Daniels.
ITS PIKACHU!!!! :P    or Psyduck, he looks stupid :P

best thing I've seen is:
QuoteDo you have happy memories of the car?
 
  • Yes, I have some very happy memories, I once backed in to my boss’s car in the company car park and while there was no damage to the well built British Rover his low quality piece of French tat looked like it had been driven into a wall.  Happy days indeed.
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Title: Quality Ebay advert.
Post by: delanvital on March 26, 2009, 10:05:38 PM
Quality :roflmao:
Title: Quality Ebay advert.
Post by: Browne on March 26, 2009, 11:59:36 PM
The joys of being honest....I was the 41,630th. visitor