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Title: Pills that make you shoot better? FpsBrain Zoom
Post by: DuVeL on May 07, 2009, 09:03:39 AM
So, do you get shot alot while playing games?
Try them now; FpsBrain Zoom (http://www.fpsbrain.com/index.php?pa_ge=shop&_sub=product_info.php&manufacturers_id=&products_id=50)
 
- Supports gamers visual performance
- Max. serving size: 1 capsule per day
- daily intake recommended
- Unique carotinoid-complex
- 110% Money-Back-Guarantee
 
FpsBrain Zoom is made up of a complex of ingredients which nurture the human eye with essential micronutrients that are not sufficiently produced by the body on its own. These are, among others, trace elements, plant extracts and carotenoids which strengthen and protect the eyes when they are under particular strain. Gamers often sit in front of their screens for hours during the night. Especially for them, a sufficient nutrition of the body with vital substances that actively support the eyes is a precondition for a healthy and effective eyesight.
 
Overview of all ingredients:
Ascorbic Acid 60,00 mg, Vitamin E 10,00 mg, Niacin Amide 18,00 mg, Calcium Pantothenat 6,00 mg, Vitamin B6 2,00 mg, Vitamin B2 1,60 mg, Vitamin B1 1,40 mg, Vitamin B12 1,00 µg, Folic Acid 200,00 µg, Biotin 150,00 µg, Vitamin A 200,00 µg, Zinc 3,00 mg, Beta-Carotine 1,20 mg, Bilberry Anthocyanines 10,00 mg, Taurine 25 mg, Lutein 3,00 mg, Lycopene 1,00 mg, Zeaxanthin 0,50 µg. FpsBrain is a dietary supplement.
 
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Title: Pills that make you shoot better? FpsBrain Zoom
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on May 09, 2009, 12:20:49 PM
What a crock!!!!

Thats along the lines of all the herbal enlargement spam that gets sent out!!!
Title: Pills that make you shoot better? FpsBrain Zoom
Post by: T-Bag on May 09, 2009, 06:07:56 PM
They're pretty expensive for a vitamin tablet, but not too much more than some of the branded ones. If you take vitamins I can see people switching to this.
I bet they rebrand the same stuff for office workers too.
Title: Pills that make you shoot better? FpsBrain Zoom
Post by: Lameduck on May 09, 2009, 07:08:44 PM
Pills that make you shoot better?

Ninja might be interested if there's a 'Crouch' formula.:getmecoat: