Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: OldBloke on September 09, 2003, 06:45:12 PM

Title: Wassa Matta You?
Post by: OldBloke on September 09, 2003, 06:45:12 PM
An old Italian mafia Don is dying and so he called his favourite grandson to his bed.

"Grandson I wanna you lisin to me.  I wanna for you to take mya chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."  
 
"But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead."
 
"You lisina to me. Soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness. You goina have a bootiful wife, loadsa money, a big home and maybe a coupla bambinos. Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda your wife in bed with another man.  

Whatdya gonna do then?  Pointa to you watch and say TIMES UP?"
Title: Wassa Matta You?
Post by: Squonk on September 09, 2003, 07:10:57 PM
:thumbsup:
Title: Wassa Matta You?
Post by: TeaLeaf on September 09, 2003, 08:17:23 PM
:lmfao:

TL. :cool: