An old Italian mafia Don is dying and so he called his favourite grandson to his bed.
"Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I wanna for you to take mya chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead."
"You lisina to me. Soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness. You goina have a bootiful wife, loadsa money, a big home and maybe a coupla bambinos. Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda your wife in bed with another man.
Whatdya gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say TIMES UP?"
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