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dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: Dingo on June 05, 2009, 02:14:06 PM

Title: Public Service Announcement - Beer contains Female Hormones
Post by: Dingo on June 05, 2009, 02:14:06 PM
Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.  The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

1: Argued over nothing.
2: Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3: Gained weight.
4: Talked excessively without making sense.
5: Became overly emotional.
6: Couldn’t drive.
7: Failed to think rationally.
8: Had to sit down while urinating.
Title: Public Service Announcement - Beer contains Female Hormones
Post by: BrotherTobious on June 05, 2009, 02:23:37 PM
Oldie but a goodie :) :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: