Slow day at work a while back so I found this omegle thing and had some fun;
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hoi
Stranger: whatsup?
You: 8 on my numpad
Stranger: wow clever
You: or if you use wasd, w
Stranger: w here
You: here
Stranger: asl?
You: 120,M
You: UK
Stranger: 120 eh? typing from the grave?
You: HEAVEN YEAH
Stranger: so...hows it up there?
You: although the connection is slow here, ethernet
Stranger: darn and i was looking forward to downloading some stuff when I get there
Stranger: gotta check up on hell now
You: You might want to try the other provider then. Hell
You: Although they have crappy customersupport
Stranger: theres always a catch...
You: People from Dell
Stranger: hehe...heaven will have to do then, don't really like the weather down there, too hot for my tastes
You: So, when do you plan on joining?
Stranger: im still 20, depends on how it goes down here...
Stranger: at the current rate, not too long i'm sure
Stranger: you play games? as in video games?
You: yes, CoD16 and WoW-DGD
Stranger: oh ok, how are the wow players up there?
Stranger: they're pretty damn annoying down here
You: Like the offspring of Leeroy Jenkins
You: God tryed to catch them all but the devil let one out
You: so now we're stuck with them here
Stranger: ouch...
You: That's why; WoW-DGD; Devil Goes Down
Stranger: what's with the punctuation and capitalization? you always type like that?
You: Yes, if we don't we might loose our connection
Stranger: ha puts the badmouthing little buggers in their place, doesn't it?
You: True, I was all 1337speak before but He doesn't tolerate it anymore
You: After Leeroy you know
Stranger: that's sad...whats god like? is the loving or the wrathful type?
Stranger: oh and is jesus really his son?
You: Depends on what he playes, lately he's a bit wrathfull, he released a game over at earth called L4D
You: You know that one?
Stranger: ya fun game
You: It's a warning
You: Can't say anything more
Stranger: oh...interesting
Stranger: are the tanks involved in this?
You: Also watch the movie Shaun of the dead
Stranger: another warning?
You: Yes, the tanks do drop by but the smokers and hunters will be more advanced.
You: The witch is seeing Dr Phil at the moment, she has issues
Stranger: oh...now im scared. what do i have to do to get on his good side?
You: Oprah helps her out aswell
Stranger: now im terrified
You: Well, drop some money on his Paypallaccount
You: Forgot btw, in the sequal of L4D, Michael Jackson will be a zombie
Stranger: what does he need money for up there anyway?
You: Dr Phil can travel back and forth
Stranger: holy crap, its too late now
You: That's when the apocalyps will start
You: Why, is it that far?
Stranger: far? we probably have an year or two at most before the sequel hits the shelves
You: Are there any economical recessions?
Stranger: ya a lot, how do you know?
Stranger: cable?
You: They started due to Jack Bauers 24
You: God doesn't like Jack, thinks he's to violent
Stranger: so, stopping 24 will buy us some time right?
You: Correct
Stranger: oh good, and what's god's take on this whole world ending in the year 2012 thingy?
Stranger: part of his divine plan?
You: yes, clear out the earth again a bit
You: It will part zombies and part robots
You: But that is L4D 3
Stranger: damn, i was hoping to see some aliens in my lifetime
Stranger: haven't you said a little too much already? won't god mind?
You: good point, see you in a few seconds here
Stranger: wait what?
Stranger: they're gonna kill me now? goddamn im too young
You: sorry, my fault
Stranger: whats that outside my window?
Stranger: oh damn
You: You still there/
Stranger: ya looks like he got the wrong address, he just killed my neighbour
You: He probably send Leeroy again
Stranger: lucky me
You: Depends, watch out for the reaper now
Stranger: oh crap...well, its better than being eaten by zombies atleast
You: Well, she is half zombie
You: Forgot her name, a UKsinger
Stranger: huh i always thought the reaper was a dude
You: Meh, something to do with equal opportunities
You: Amy Winehouse is the one I mean
You: You know her?
Stranger: nope, googled her though...holy crap god has bad taste
You: She was the most suitable for Grim Reaper...
You: Oprah wanted the job first though
Stranger: you've got a point there
You: some more here; ...........
You: You still there? Or is Amy with you?
Stranger: shes not here yet, the traffics pretty bad in this city
You: Not over here, you think of a place and you're there
You: Bad sometimes though as I just thought of Amy...yuk
Stranger: heh i see i'll have trouble there, i tend to think...a little too much
You: crap....who are you?
You: oops, that was me next to you
You: I believe
Stranger: really? what did i look like?
You: not sure, could only see an aura and it was black
You: That's not good....
Stranger: ...i'm wearing a black shirt
You: ah...
You: Just in case, watch my name is Earl....
You: Karma has a role in it
You: You can get hints and tips from TV and computergames
Stranger: oh thanks for the tip
You: Right, God says I should stop typing and make you a messenger, something like MSN-messenger but better
You: You have to go on the streets and spread the word before it is to late
Stranger: better? in what way? will i see lots of places?
You: Is facebook allready out?
Stranger: ya quite some time ago...is it a bad sign?
You: oops, you should have been the inventor
Stranger: goddamn it, who's fault was that?
You: Probably Leeroy again
You: He's a n00b
You: We need to restart him, he still has Vista on him
Stranger: why does god still have him around? little bugger ruined my one shot at fame
You: He's the oldest model we have from the robotsection
You: What is this Vista?
You: God says Leeroy will start the uprising of the robots
Stranger: oh its a terrible virus spreading here...people say microsoft invented it in a plot to control all computers
Stranger: makes sense
You: Yeah, that Windowsguy is Gods next born son, although we think he's from the devil
You: You might see him in the next episode of South Park, that's truebased aswell
You: Right, anymore questions?
Stranger: thats it i guess...i'll just wait for amy now
You: She likes it if you know her songs
You: Might let you life a bit longer
Stranger: oh time to hit up youtube then
You: and you might have to kiss her ....
You: I didn't do that, look at where I am
You: So, good luck to you
Stranger: i'll need every bit of it now
You: I'm off in a bit, there's a massive LAN starting in a minute
Stranger: oh nice, i'll see you up there real soon
You: Crap, CoD17, off to the store for me
You: haven't got that 1
Stranger: awww
You: May the force be with you
Stranger: thanks...someones knocking, that must be amy
You: Say hi to her from me....
You: You still there? Amy? Can you type for him?
Stranger: that's her alright...i dont have to, she's reading this
Stranger: she doens't want to type it seems
You: Hi Amy, Leeroy messed up again as usual
You: She can't with those nails of her
Stranger: ah i see
You: have fun with her
You: Don't do anything I wouldn't do
Stranger: dont worry, i wont. we'll keep this nice and clean
You: See you here in a minute then
You: LAN is on
Stranger: ok, bbye
You: Bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
uhm... :blink:
Quote from: delanvital;282494uhm... :blink:
I was really bored at work...
Quote from: DuVeL;282396Stranger: whatsup?
You: 8 on my numpad
Made me chuckle.
:blink: i dont understand....:g:
I think it must be some kind of bad AI program, judging by the responses.
TBH DuVeL's responses are not much better :roflmao:
Quote from: Penfold;282597TBH DuVeL's responses are not much better :roflmao:
Must admit I couldn't workout which was DuVel and which was the AI :roflmao:
nice work though D :D
Cheers Pen :)
As said, was terribly bored....
hehhee you know I'm only joshing you pal.
I've always maintained that your English is far, far better than my Dutch :flirty:
Quote from: Penfold;282633hehhee you know I'm only joshing you pal.
I've always maintained that your English is far, far better than my Dutch :flirty:
I know and I lol'd, especially when the dude started about the captions and such.
I must say that I do find the English language very interesting and I like to use it. It's easier to learn then Dutch but it's more sophisticated in some pronounces (spelling check on all that please).
English is a decent way to talk and I got several comments that I don't sound Dutch while using it (unless to drunk at a LAN).
Still, talk to you @ next LAN m8. :D
yeah I'm actually jalous at your English (also that of Bastet), seems I haven't gamed, or used teamspeak/ventrilo enough :(
Funny chat though, but you lied about playing WoW (even though that edition doesn't exist :P)