http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/8184965.stm
:taz:Let's hope Miss Watson trains the dog to swallow her offspring next time, thus saving both us the taxpayer, and the PDSA, the lesson Miss Watson hasn't learnt.......if you want it, PAY FOR IT!!:taz:
In a bad mood, of course I am, when am I not in a bad mood:boxing::devil::ranting2:
SPECIAL OFFER THIS MONTH..........Kill one, get one FREE......yes that's right, sign me up to kill anyone in your family this month, and I will kill a second member of your family for FREE..........forget about getting secondary double glazing to keep out the noise, I will keep their noise out forever!!.:dribble:
Terms and conditions apply, particularly as you will have to pay to my offshore account to evade British Tax (yup, that should do it, we should see the MI6 crawling all over us tomorrow.....oh wait, let's just mention Terrorism\Al Q\and Russia) ) although none of us would want to do that would we:devil::devil:.
BARGAIN OFFER........Whole families slaughtered for the price of a Pizza......Gordon Brown and his cronies have, in the main, pilfered the tax revenues of GB with claims for Ã,£6000 sofas and Ã,£750 cushions so let's kick back........I have a mate called Guy Fawkes, strange name I know, who is willing to do them all for nothing (not quite a Leon is he?) but he is really a nice lad.........wonder how many more Guy Fawkes are out there??........Cromwell, would I'm sure, turn in his grave at the depravity of the working classes..........power corrupts et al..................
PS the price of a Pizza has just risen on the news that Gordon Brown has just ditched his wife for a "hot one"...................MI6, over and out!!:narnar:
PS (Now this is serious) Tony, did you know your wife is seeing someone else?
lol what are you on? seems fun give me some :P
I'll think I'll go for the bargain offer, should still have a pizza in my freezer somewhere... :roflmao: