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dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: Penfold on August 11, 2009, 09:56:14 AM

Title: Can you imagine working for a Company
Post by: Penfold on August 11, 2009, 09:56:14 AM
[FONT="]Can you imagine working for a Company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics.[/FONT]

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  [FONT="]29 have been accused of spouse abuse [/FONT]
  [FONT="]7 have been arrested for fraud [/FONT]
  [FONT="]9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's [/FONT]
  [FONT="]17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses [/FONT]
  [FONT="]3 have done time for assault [/FONT]
  [FONT="]71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit [/FONT]
  [FONT="]14 have been arrested on drug-related charges [/FONT]
  [FONT="]8 have been arrested for shoplifting [/FONT]
  [FONT="]21 are currently defendants in lawsuits [/FONT]
  [FONT="]84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year
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  [FONT="]Which organisation is this ???????
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  [FONT="]It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.[/FONT]
  [FONT="]What a bunch of plonkers we have running our country - it says it all. And just to top all that they probably have the best 'corporate' pension scheme in the country!! [/FONT]
 
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Title: Can you imagine working for a Company
Post by: T-Bag on August 11, 2009, 11:47:40 AM
I knew they were bad, but I didn't realise they were that bad. I guess that's what happens when people get put in a position of power and there's only usually a choice between two main candidates.

With all the technology there has to be a better way of running local government than entirely in the hands of MP's. Every yeah they could do a survey to see which major changes are popular. If the most important things are controlled by the people there's less for MP's to screw up.

When I first got the vote I thought it was great, but if the vote can't even stop people like this getting in then there's little point in it.
Title: Can you imagine working for a Company
Post by: Tutonic on August 11, 2009, 12:06:40 PM
I voted for an Independant candidate on the last two occasions.

Our 'Big Three' are a disgrace.
Title: Can you imagine working for a Company
Post by: smilodon on August 11, 2009, 12:21:26 PM
I share your sentiments but sadly those statistics are not entirely accurate. In fact they're not accurate at all, sorry :console:

For example the criminal records comment includes mainly Ulster Unionists who were convicted of being in an illegal march in 1988 and were each sentenced to 7 days in jail. This was a political protests and not a crime in the more traditional way we understand it.

This is a list of all MP's currently serving who had criminal records as of 2008
http://www.parliament.uk/commons/lib/research/briefings/snpc-04594.pdf

The list you quoted is a list of all MP's going back many years and not currently sitting in the House of Commons. Those who were convicted of serious offenses generally lost their seat as a consequence.

I'd imagine MP's criminal record history is comparable to the police, doctors, teatchers, religious ministers or any random section of society. Statistics are a dangerous thing :)

That being said MP's are generally a pretty grubby bunch, especially the ones in power.
Title: Can you imagine working for a Company
Post by: DogMeat on August 11, 2009, 12:29:49 PM
http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/congress.asp
Title: Can you imagine working for a Company
Post by: Penfold on August 11, 2009, 12:45:37 PM
:crying: awwwww

Flippin' email circulars.

/busted
Title: Can you imagine working for a Company
Post by: T-Bag on August 11, 2009, 01:07:30 PM
The thing is it is believable. When you look at the offences and realise that they could stack up so many of them are held by the same person I thought to myself, that number is high but plausible.
That's just as frightening to me.
Title: Can you imagine working for a Company
Post by: smilodon on August 11, 2009, 08:14:40 PM
Absolutely. These are our elected representatives. Supposedly we picked them to represent us. That it's perfectly plausible they are mostly a bunch self serving gits is a worrying thought.

Sorry to burst the bubble Pen. Actually I saw that circular a few months back, and did a Google search to see if it was true. Google can make anyone sound a bit clever, even me. :)
Title: Can you imagine working for a Company
Post by: Dingo on August 12, 2009, 01:49:09 AM
Quote from: smilodon;285893Absolutely. . Google can make anyone sound a bit clever, even me. :)

Computer says No:D:boxing::D!!