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dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: Doorman on September 02, 2009, 10:00:59 PM

Title: Doing our bit for a saner world
Post by: Doorman on September 02, 2009, 10:00:59 PM

Three Little        Words That Work!

1. The three little        words: 'Hold On, Please...'
Saying this,        while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up        immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more        time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.  Then when you        eventually hear BT's 'beep-beep-beep' tone, you know it's time to go back        and hang up your handset ..... you have efficiently completed your        task.  These        three little words could help eliminate telephone        soliciting.


      2. Do you ever get those        annoying phone calls with no one on the other        end?
This is a        telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day        when a person answers the phone.  This technique is then used to        determine the best time of day for a 'real' salesperson to call back and        get someone at home.

What you can do        after answering:
If you notice        there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on        the phone, 6 or 7        times, as quickly as possible.  This confuses the machine that        dialled the call and it kicks        your number out of their system.  Gosh, what a shame not to have        your name in their system any        longer!!!        


3. When you get those 'pre-approved'        letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and        similar type junk, do not throw away the return        envelope.

Most of these come with postage-prepaid return        envelopes, right?         It costs them more than the regular postage 'IF' and        when they are returned.         It costs them nothing if you throw them away!  In that case,        why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool        little,        postage-prepaid return envelopes.  Send an advert for your local        chimney sweeper to American Express .... they might need one!  Send a pizza        coupon to HSBC ... in case their canteen packs up. You get the        idea.


       If you didn't get        anything else that day, then just send them back their blank application        form .. after all, it is their form!

If you want to remain        anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you        return.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to        just to keep them guessing!         It still costs them, and it is their envelope after        all ... you are just returning it!


The banks and credit card companies are currently        getting a lot of their own junk back in the post, but folks, we need to        OVERWHELM them, in order to stop them.   Let's let        them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're        paying for it ... Twice!

Let's help keep Royal Mail busy.         Since the Royal Mail are saying that e-mail is cutting into their        business profits, let's help them so they will not need to increase        postage costs again.  You get the idea!

If enough people        follow these tips, it will work ---- maybe you'll get very little junk        mail any more. :norty:
Title: Doing our bit for a saner world
Post by: OldBloke on September 02, 2009, 10:18:12 PM
I'm doing my part :D
Title: Doing our bit for a saner world
Post by: Jamoe on September 02, 2009, 11:18:43 PM
love it, must remember to do this :roflmao:
Title: Doing our bit for a saner world
Post by: smilodon on September 02, 2009, 11:38:12 PM
Good ideas.

I tried these two

http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/tps/

http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/mpsr/

with spectacular results. I get zero addressed junk mail and zero unsolicited phone calls. Wonderful... although sometimes I do feel a bit lonely :sad:
Title: Doing our bit for a saner world
Post by: Blunt on September 02, 2009, 11:50:16 PM
Quote from: smilodon;288386Good ideas.

I tried these two

http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/tps/

http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/mpsr/

with spectacular results. I get zero addressed junk mail and zero unsolicited phone calls. Wonderful... although sometimes I do feel a bit lonely :sad:
I've done those too Smilo:)
I do however get the odd call.
I say "Why are you calling me? I'm registered with the Telephone Pref..." and that's usually as far as I get before they hang up:D
I had someone from Talk-Talk call me last week claiming that I'd put my details into their web site. I had to use Extreme Sarcasm(TM) to get rid....most amusing:D
Title: Doing our bit for a saner world
Post by: Doorman on September 03, 2009, 12:26:39 AM
Quote from: smilodon;288386Good ideas.

I tried these two

http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/tps/

http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/mpsr/

with spectacular results. I get zero addressed junk mail and zero unsolicited phone calls. Wonderful... although sometimes I do feel a bit lonely :sad:
Top tips! :) If they work it'll take a little bit of fun out of it.

No it won't, I'm getting so fed up with them I can't be bothered to wind them up any more.
Title: Doing our bit for a saner world
Post by: Penfold on September 03, 2009, 09:31:39 AM
The TPS and FPS do work and I believe had pretty decent legal powers behind them. :thumbsup2:
Title: Doing our bit for a saner world
Post by: DannagE on September 03, 2009, 09:48:35 AM
Thanks doorman, great post that I will definately follow and also passon the information!
Title: Doing our bit for a saner world
Post by: Lameduck on September 03, 2009, 11:30:06 AM
I registered with TPS a couple of years ago and initially the service was very good but recently we have had more Telemarketing calls then ever.
On checking with TPS I find my number is still registered but they still get through.:doh:

Tom Mabe is well worth listening to :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8)