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Title: A tree full of monkeys
Post by: Penfold on December 03, 2009, 11:00:01 PM
Someone told me this today.....

An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different branches at different levels - with some climbing up.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but a***holes.

:) how true.
Title: A tree full of monkeys
Post by: Benny on December 03, 2009, 11:06:25 PM
Can we make this monkey business lesson thread?

Imagine a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage there is a banana on a string. Before long a monkey walks over and reaches for the banana. As soon as he touches the banana, all the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. After a while another monkey makes an attempt to grab the banana ââ,¬â€ with the same result. All the monkeys are instantly sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to reach for the banana, the other monkeys will try to stop him.

Now forget the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and obviously goes over and starts to grab it. But to his surprise, all of the other monkeys attack him to prevent him from touching the banana.

Next, remove another of the original monkeys and replace it with a new one. Now all of the monkeys currently in the cage stop the new one from getting to the banana. Replace the third, fourth and fifth monkeys with new ones. Each one becomes a willing opponent to allowing anyone to touch that banana.

Now, none of the monkeys in the cage at this point were every sprayed with cold water. But they continue to prevent each other from grabbing that banana ââ,¬â€ the one food that they should all naturally love. None of these monkeys ever approaches the banana again. They have no idea why itââ,¬â,,¢s off limits ââ,¬â€ But thatââ,¬â,,¢s just the way things have always been done around here.
Title: A tree full of monkeys
Post by: Luminance on December 04, 2009, 07:10:34 AM
Quote from: Benny;298299Can we make this monkey business lesson thread?



But thatââ,¬â,,¢s just the way things have always been done around here.

Excellent post, hope I can store it in my memory :g:
Title: A tree full of monkeys
Post by: delanvital on December 04, 2009, 08:33:47 AM
Nice one Benninio.
Title: A tree full of monkeys
Post by: spiritus on December 04, 2009, 09:50:06 AM
lol :D nice one indeed, saved my day :D
and reminded me of this one:
http://www.fortunewatch.com/career-path-wow-how-true/
the bird verion.
Title: A tree full of monkeys
Post by: Luminance on December 04, 2009, 11:05:45 AM
a bit of topic, but since we are talking about career paths:
http://majorleaguejerk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/career-path-flowchart-1498-1247685318-22.jpg
Title: A tree full of monkeys
Post by: spiritus on December 04, 2009, 03:07:57 PM
lol lumi, either should i be a salesman or a gym teacher.
i'm a salesman :blink: i posess no skills at all :doh: