(http://www.finnglish.co.uk/Stuff/tiger.jpg)
nice find :roflmao:
I don't get it, did he cheat on her or something??
He crashed his car into a tree and a fire hydrant. Story goes it was an accident, but the wife smashed in his window with a golf club or something :g:
Quote from: Nefertem;298332He crashed his car into a tree and a fire hydrant. Story goes it was an accident, but the wife smashed in his window with a golf club or something :g:
cheers, news hadn't reached me yet ^^
I wouldn't laught at a guy who made $110 million past year with 8month sick leave :narnar:
Superb :roflmao:
But ... he cheated on *her* :blink: Show me the competition. I gotta see what they look like :dribble:
Email at work today:
Elin found out he's not a Tiger, he's a Cheetah.
Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.
Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She's teaching Phil
Mickelson how to beat Tiger.
Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It's typical of a
golfer-always blame the caddy.
What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by
a Scandinavian.
Tiger woods has a lot of cars, now he has a hole in one.
What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning? She was out clubbing.
Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting this incident
was his closest shave ever.
Quote from: b00n;298354...What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by
a Scandinavian...
I reckon there'll be a torrent of posts by irate Scandinavians. It's Canadians that do the seal clubbing. :sideways:
Quote from: OldBloke;298351Superb :roflmao:
But ... he cheated on *her* :blink: Show me the competition. I gotta see what they look like :dribble:
Here's a couple of the three he (allegedly) had an affair with
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232544/Tiger-Woods-Jaimee-Grubbs-Kalika-Moquin-named-mistresses.html
Quote from: Penfold;298357Here's a couple of the three he (allegedly) had an affair with
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1232544/Tiger-Woods-Jaimee-Grubbs-Kalika-Moquin-named-mistresses.html
Pft. Plastic pouters. :)
Quote from: Doorman;298355I reckon there'll be a torrent of posts by irate Scandinavians.:
Whatever shall I do! :woot2:
Quote from: Doorman;298355I reckon there'll be a torrent of posts by irate Scandinavians. It's Canadians that do the seal clubbing. :sideways:
No, we know better :bleh:
Quote from: Luminance;298327I don't get it, did he cheat on her or something??
lol.
Oh yeah, he was out for the count after the 'crash' for several minutes. The guy was doing something like 25mph where he hit a fire hydrant and a tree and he was driving one of these:
Interesting article with pics (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/12/04/tiger-woods-timeline-of-events-how-tiger-s-terrible-week-unfolded-115875-21873355/)
I reckon his missus was running alongside chasing him with his favourite wood ;-)
Quote from: Jabbs;298373I reckon his missus was running alongside chasing him with his favourite wood ;-)
Hmmm so she was giving him wood? :devil:
Hmm, Looks like he put in in the rough.
(you can take that to mean his car, or himself. And by himself to be as a whole for his situation, or a specific part of him where in relation his wife would be the fairway/green)
It all depends how crude you are...I was talking about his car obviously
(http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1260316140/leavetigeralone.jpg)