The Canadian troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humour. One of them sent this
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against...
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one...
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat.
So true so true
(this is not me posting, I take 0% responsibility for the rest in this post, plz don't threaten me or my nation)
:roflmao:
I like it. All religions have some messed up things, but objection to alcohol and bacon is beyond me.
No chance of me being taken as a Taliban member then!
(Because of the bacon and beer thing, nothing to do with goats.)