Blizz did this really good thing when they put together the new LFG system, it makes random heroics a doddle and the rewards worthwhile. However every now and then you meet someone special. So I'd like you to meet someone I encountered in a Heroic - Violet Hold run just now:
Wolbeat the Fury spec Warrior from Al'Akir realm.
(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/5025/fury5nv.th.jpg) (http://img160.imageshack.us/i/fury5nv.jpg/)
And now be amazed and impressed as you meet his dps:
Recount - DPS
1. Teaelle 5285.5 (46.5%)
2. Fatality 2123 (18.6%)
3. Evitina 1953.5 (17.1%)
4. Burstbaby-Emerald Dream 1381.2 (12.1%)
5. Wolbeat-Al'Akir 622.1 (5.4%)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Rs53-MPsJaI/R6UjmF0BG7I/AAAAAAAAE_U/sqZpIyWcOgE/s400/Shocked_Kidz_at_pc_sm.jpg)
Fatality is a tank alt from Eluo. Evitna a shadow priest and Burstbaby was our shaman healer, all of whom are very nice people. And our fury warrior friend did 622 dps for the last boss, which meant his overall dps for the whole run increased some to:
Recount - DPS for Overall Data
5. Wolbeat-Al'Akir 577.3 (6%)
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk90/brotheroftheson/Shocked.jpg)
Now maybe I set my standards too high, but iirc you could do 577dps at L60 and he's in a Heroic Violet Hold run in L80 gear, with L80 talents doing 577dps when I'm expecting at least 2k even if he is just on auto attack.
So why is it that some idiots feel they have the right to be carried through heroics at others expense? You can probably guess the next bit:
-he rolled need on the epic tank legs before checking if the tank needed them
-he rolled need on the frozen orb
(http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/26/lolcatsdotcom2qmw8ho4tdbibiff.jpg)
Yep, this guy really went overboard on the doofus (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=doofus) pills.
So please Blizz, invent some kind of in-game slap that can be automatically applied to the serious inbred doofus people who ruin the random heroic goodness that is generally available. You know the type of thing I mean, something akin to the CS Admin 'slap' command, or if you want something a little more cartoony to suit the WoW graphics then implement something that gives me the same pleasure as seeing the Sideshow Bob rake sketch.
(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i141/the_chimp/bob_rake.jpg)
We could even employ someone to do it. Anyone interested in the slapper vacancy please post your CV and a photo of yourself with your own rake handle in this thread.
71 point fury specc :g:
1h sword in offhand :eyebrow:
partwise tanking gear :doh:
you sir experienced someone who obviosly doesn't know the warrior class
622.1 dps :roflmao:
even your healer did twice that :roflmao:lmfao::roflmao::lmfao:
omg, that is so great, I'd love to meat him, I think he is 7 and borrowed it from his older brother. Claiming that the partly tank gear looked better on his soldier :D
Think he somehow lost the way to the kindergarden and ended up in WoW:roflmao:.
But honestly, jeez.. ppl like that bring shame to the dps warriors:ranting2:
Quote from: valdeko;303260Think he somehow lost the way to the kindergarden and ended up in WoW:roflmao:.
But honestly, jeez.. ppl like that bring shame to the dps warriors:ranting2:
Look whos talking
(kidding kidding)Hmm, I have to agree with you though, if he is 12+ then he is a shame to his class!!!
Maybe someone can argue that i'm too naive, but i've met crap dps recently too. What i used to think, after some moments of raising rage for the unrequested boost (running OK with 3 dps that cannot do anywhere close my dps while tanking and dieing on the last boss first insanity), that this is a 12+ game, therefore there may be some clueless child who got his pg carried over by a nice older brother/sisteer/mother/father and got alone in one of his first heroics.
However, from the behavior of this person, i cannot wipe from my mind the ugly idea that this is a new kind of farmer, botting hcs and being carried over just to make some more golds.
Really i don't know what to think, since it's really easy to do more dps than that.
P.S.: TL, you have some awesome skill in making a thread funny. :narnar:
I'm considering rolling kickvotes on people doing far below the dps they should be doing. You can 4man your way through any heroic while waiting for another anyway.
Quote from: TeaLeaf;303255Now maybe I set my standards too high, but iirc you could do 577dps at L60 and he's in a Heroic Violet Hold run in L80 gear, with L80 talents doing 577dps when I'm expecting at least 2k even if he is just on auto attack.
Well i just did 1k in BRD at L54 / 55 on a shammy so yeah, Low DPS much?
Just did hc VH and got a warrior called Syrion (http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Twilight%27s+Hammer&cn=Syrion) from Twilight's Hammer and well I think his dmg is a bit low:
(http://img340.imageshack.us/i/skrmklipp.gif/)
And as you prob can guess that the priest is our healer^^ and he only did dmg under the last 2 fights or something
Do I need to say anything more....?
cant open image hal
sry this link should work:
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/2946/skrmklipp.gif
so he was afk the whole fdungeon or dead the whole dungeon?
half afk, did some fighting but.... I mean, check his gear...