Dead Men Walking

dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: delanvital on April 02, 2010, 11:03:33 AM

Title: LHC and the saboteur from the future
Post by: delanvital on April 02, 2010, 11:03:33 AM
A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large  Hadron Collider (http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49304408,00.htm) in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was  from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he  had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.


The  LHC  successfully collided particles (http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305377,00.htm) at record force earlier this week, a  milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of  Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed  responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage (http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49304173,00.htm) in November last year.


http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/0,39029552,49305387,00.htm

:D
Title: LHC and the saboteur from the future
Post by: kregoron on April 02, 2010, 04:00:18 PM
hes french! what do you expect... baguettes and mountain dew... incredible..
Title: LHC and the saboteur from the future
Post by: delanvital on April 03, 2010, 12:12:43 PM
Quote from: kregoron;307398hes french! what do you expect... baguettes and mountain dew... incredible..

I'd say it was the best April Fools' joke (or so I guess it is...) :D The Danish were rather dull this year, despite the fact that there was more of them than ever... Any good British ones?
Title: LHC and the saboteur from the future
Post by: Tutonic on April 04, 2010, 07:34:57 PM
That right is there is a top of the line, A-grade nutter. Bravo.