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Forum Archive 2023 => Laugh? I nearly started. => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Look What I Found on the Internet => Topic started by: Toxteth on April 07, 2010, 11:53:20 AM

Title: Sat next to an irritating person on a plane?
Post by: Toxteth on April 07, 2010, 11:53:20 AM
       What to do on a plane if  the passenger next to you is irritating:
 
 
         1- Remove your lap top  from its bag
 
         2- Open the laptop slowly  and carefully
 
         3- Turn  on
 
         4- Ensure the passenger  next to you is watching
 
         5- Turn on the  Internet
 
         6- Close your eyes for a  brief moment, open them again, turn your
       gaze upwards to the skies as if in  prayer
 
         7- Take a deep breath and  open this site
 
         http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
 
       8- Enjoy the facial expression of your  neighbouring passengerââ,¬Â¦
 
 
Title: Sat next to an irritating person on a plane?
Post by: BrotherTobious on April 07, 2010, 12:42:48 PM
Thats amazing tox, I promise to visit you in jail when you do that :)
Title: Sat next to an irritating person on a plane?
Post by: Liberator on April 07, 2010, 03:01:20 PM
Quote from: BrotherTobious;307652Thats amazing tox, I promise to visit you in jail when you do that :)
How easy is it to get to Guantanamo?

As a visitor that is, obviously Tox has found the easiest way.
Title: Sat next to an irritating person on a plane?
Post by: Luminance on April 07, 2010, 03:12:27 PM
Well em, its not permitted to use internet in public planes is it? (atleast not in the ones I've been in)
Title: Sat next to an irritating person on a plane?
Post by: Tanales on April 17, 2010, 02:33:21 PM
use the Work Offline option then? hillarius mate :D
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