Dead Men Walking

dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: sulky_uk on May 02, 2010, 08:38:45 PM

Title: things you have to do to get to a lan
Post by: sulky_uk on May 02, 2010, 08:38:45 PM
so after letting me go to the lan the wife decided we were going to paint the living room...so far so good

near the end we had to move 2 bookcases, so we emptied all my models off which just left a  few books on each

moved the 1st one  no hassles

moved the 2nd one.......we had forgot about a small cast iron lamp which we hadnt used in months sitting on the top..6ft 6ins up

gently sliding the unit 2 ft out of the way the fecker fell...all 2 kgs of it...5 ft down onto my low lying head attached to someone carefully sliding  out a unit

well the wife fell about laughing till i removed my hand and their was more blood than the opening of saving private ryan...or shaving ryans privates ( just so ghosty knows what i mean)

and this was the result
if you dont like blood dont look further down the page





























(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/canaryworf/DSC_2408.jpg)


and of course we get trained in self aid in the military....this was my attempt


(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a28/canaryworf/DSC_2409.jpg)
Title: things you have to do to get to a lan
Post by: Luminance on May 02, 2010, 09:00:55 PM
with that look on your face it looks like you have brain damage, but that might very well be the LAN hangover.

But seriously, I hoped you've been to the doctor, just to check it out.
Title: things you have to do to get to a lan
Post by: target on May 02, 2010, 09:03:10 PM
Sorry, but all i'm thinking is.....





hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!:roflmao:
Title: things you have to do to get to a lan
Post by: sulky_uk on May 02, 2010, 09:06:45 PM
whoops I had 4 tins of carling by then should have stayed tea total like the wife .....had worse on aircraft, so while  having a couple more carlings....(cant have painkillers now can i).. i have changed the dressing , monitored the blood flow...now non existant...wife looked for straw colured fluid in my ears(indicates skull fracture) and didnt find any..im not tired, and am talking sense (pre-emptive get fecked benny)

looks like i lost a few billion brain cells....so im not as brainy as benny:D

and  i can still sepll
Title: things you have to do to get to a lan
Post by: Blunt on May 03, 2010, 12:19:09 AM
sorry mate but 4 tins of Carling is teetotal in my book:rolleyes:
Title: things you have to do to get to a lan
Post by: Tutonic on May 04, 2010, 12:11:25 PM
BookShelf killed -=[dMw]=-Sulky with Headshot.