Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Gone_Away on May 07, 2010, 12:01:49 AM

Title: Airport safety resolved
Post by: Gone_Away on May 07, 2010, 12:01:49 AM
[FONT="]Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.  [FONT="]Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, [/FONT][FONT="]but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you![/FONT][FONT="]It would be a win-win for everyone - there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and would eliminate a long and expensive trial.  Justice would be quick and swift and the Case Closed!  I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, [/FONT][FONT="]"Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
Title: Airport safety resolved
Post by: Marduk on May 07, 2010, 08:49:41 AM
I vote yay!

go install it ninja :)
Title: Airport safety resolved
Post by: TeaLeaf on May 07, 2010, 12:57:28 PM
That *would* be funny! :roflmao:
Title: Airport safety resolved
Post by: delanvital on May 07, 2010, 01:44:58 PM
Roflmao!