Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Sneakytiger on August 04, 2010, 06:42:28 PM

Title: why do something right , when u can botch it!!
Post by: Sneakytiger on August 04, 2010, 06:42:28 PM
Why do something properly, when there is a perfectly acceptable bodge!
   
 
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
There, I Fixed It!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Don't have a spoon? I can fix that!

 

[IMG id=ecxyiv439242311ecxecxMA1.1277564607 alt="There, I Fixed It. Part 4 (78 pics)" width=600 height=450]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Seatbelt broken? I can fix that!

 

"There,

 
 
 
 

New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that!

 

"There,


 
 
 

No bottle opener? I can fix that!

 

"There,

 
 
 

Room too dark using compact fluorescent's? I can fix that!

 

"There,


 

Electrical problem? I can fix that!

 

"There,


 

Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!

 

"There,

 
 
 

Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!
"There,

 
 
 

Can't afford a real GPS? I can fix that!
"There,

 
 
 
 
 

No ice chest? I can fix that!
"There,

 
 
 
 
 

Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that!
"There,

 
 
 
 
 

Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!
"There,

 
 
 
 
 

Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that!
"There,

 
 
 
 
 

Need a hotplate? I can fix that!!
"There,

 
 
 
 
 

Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!
"There,

 
 
 
 
 

Not enough plugs in one room?
"There,

 
 
 

Display rack falling over? I can fix that!
"There,

 
 
 

?

 

"There,

 
 
 

Desk overloaded? I can fix that!
"There,

 
 
 
 
 

Car can't be ordered with the " Woody " option? I can fix that!
"There,

 
 
 
 
 

Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!
"There,

 
 
 
 
 

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!
"There,

 
 
 
 
 

Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!
"There,

 
 
 
 
 

No skate park in town? I can fix that!
"There,

 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Got anything else that needs fixin'?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
Title: why do something right , when u can botch it!!
Post by: Penfold on August 04, 2010, 08:21:30 PM
Talking of fixing things, your links are poorly :wink:

The site is here and it is a cracker!

http://thereifixedit.com/