Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => Laugh? I nearly started. => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Look What I Found on the Internet => Topic started by: Benny on September 29, 2010, 03:09:58 PM

Title: Nice...
Post by: Benny on September 29, 2010, 03:09:58 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-11419498

Best pun wins a prize
Title: Nice...
Post by: Tutonic on September 29, 2010, 03:30:15 PM
I heard that the mouse was under suspicion for being inbred.


Sorry.....
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Post by: Blunt on September 29, 2010, 06:17:54 PM
Quote from: Tutonic;317112I heard that the mouse was under suspicion for being inbred.


Sorry.....

Dough!:doh:


:getmecoat:
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Post by: Gorion on September 29, 2010, 07:41:46 PM
Quote"As I was feeling ill I couldn't face eating anything myself. I sat with the children as they ate theirs."


Seriously?  After you find a mouse in a loaf of bread you open another one and feed it to your kids? :eyebrow:
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Post by: Liberator on September 29, 2010, 10:58:51 PM
If it had been Allinsons bread they'd have gotten away with it, stating the old advertising slogan, "Bread wi' Nowt Taken Out".

Did anyone notice this news story earlier in the week as well.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-11416654
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Post by: Benny on September 29, 2010, 11:11:55 PM
That's a nice segway into a general thread about news.....
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Post by: T-Bag on September 30, 2010, 11:03:30 PM
Quote from: Gorion;317138Seriously?  After you find a mouse in a loaf of bread you open another one and feed it to your kids? :eyebrow:

Nah just started the loaf from the other end.
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Post by: Jamoe on October 01, 2010, 08:42:39 AM
Talking of odd stories

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8034669/Pig-learns-to-walk-on-two-legs.html

QuoteHe said: "I trained her for a while each day. After 30 days she can now    walk upside down quite well."  

Spider Pig, Spider Pig.... :)