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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Gandalf on October 23, 2003, 11:50:20 AM

Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Gandalf on October 23, 2003, 11:50:20 AM
7 to post that the bulb needs changing but they can't do it because they are
at work and the firewalls are stopping them

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

6 to condemn the previous 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct

3 moderators to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to the tech forum, chat forum, and
lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore
the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
what brands are faulty and why Dave from "Lamps'R'us" is a tool with no
customer relations

27 to post images of examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then try to post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers, signatures and images, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the forum that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" or "keep up
at the back!"

3 to post random comments about donkey love to 'lighten the mood'

26 to state that posts about donkey love are offensive and the posters
should be banned

8 posters to moan about freedom of speech

6 alter-egos to flame the previous 37 and suggest that they only posted
about donkey love because they wish they could have a donkey of their own to
'love'

12 people to start new threads about how hostile this forum has become and
how no-one should post on the 'lightbulb' thread and we should all talk
about something nice instead

Aaaaaand finally....
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it
all over again



stolen from adslguide
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Anonymous on October 23, 2003, 12:01:55 PM
I saw myself listed there  :(
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Anonymous on October 23, 2003, 12:02:11 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Gandalf-LordOfJelly@Oct 23 2003, 11:50 AM
7 to post that the bulb needs changing but they can't do it because they are
at work and the firewalls are stopping them

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

6 to condemn the previous 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct

3 moderators to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to the tech forum, chat forum, and
lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore
the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
what brands are faulty and why Dave from "Lamps'R'us" is a tool with no
customer relations

27 to post images of examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then try to post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
forum which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers, signatures and images, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the forum that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" or "keep up
at the back!"

3 to post random comments about donkey love to 'lighten the mood'

26 to state that posts about donkey love are offensive and the posters
should be banned

8 posters to moan about freedom of speech

6 alter-egos to flame the previous 37 and suggest that they only posted
about donkey love because they wish they could have a donkey of their own to
'love'

12 people to start new threads about how hostile this forum has become and
how no-one should post on the 'lightbulb' thread and we should all talk
about something nice instead

Aaaaaand finally....
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it
all over again



stolen from adslguide
me too :)
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Stryker on October 23, 2003, 01:01:36 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by BlueBall+Oct 23 2003, 11:02 AM-->
QUOTE (BlueBall @ Oct 23 2003, 11:02 AM)
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: A Twig on October 23, 2003, 06:37:18 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Stryker+Oct 23 2003, 12:01 PM-->
QUOTE (Stryker @ Oct 23 2003, 12:01 PM)
QuoteOriginally posted by BlueBall@Oct 23 2003, 11:02 AM
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Zok on October 23, 2003, 07:26:28 PM
:lmfao:   :lmfao:   :lmfao:
this is gonna get messy  :rolleyes:
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Doorman on October 23, 2003, 07:49:44 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Zok@Oct 23 2003, 07:26 PM
:lmfao:   :lmfao:   :lmfao:
this is gonna get messy  :rolleyes:
No it's not!
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Doorman on October 23, 2003, 07:50:24 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman+Oct 23 2003, 07:49 PM-->
QUOTE (Doorman @ Oct 23 2003, 07:49 PM)
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Doorman on October 23, 2003, 07:50:50 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman+Oct 23 2003, 07:50 PM-->
QUOTE (Doorman @ Oct 23 2003, 07:50 PM)
QuoteOriginally posted by Doorman@Oct 23 2003, 07:49 PM
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: JB on October 23, 2003, 07:56:49 PM
JC !!  Do you ahve to quote everybit of it a billion times, we know what your referring to if you just say 'lol' <_<
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Vinz on October 23, 2003, 10:47:08 PM
(http://www.mcmaster.ca/conted/images/lightbulb.jpg)

I would have rather posted something about donkey love... Hands up if you're a donkey fancier  :D
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: A Twig on October 23, 2003, 10:57:06 PM
Smite aint here but but Ill put his hand up for him!
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: sheepy on October 24, 2003, 09:00:44 AM
u no that donkeys actyally have extreemly deep well bits, as they are actuallyhortses ewell in a round about way. there for i have no idea what im on about.
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on October 27, 2003, 08:51:17 AM
www.donkeyfetishistsmonthly.tk (http://www.donkeyfetishistsmonthly.tk)
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: A Twig on November 26, 2003, 10:30:44 PM
Quote1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

So how many does it take  :D  :P  :D
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on November 26, 2003, 10:41:12 PM
fish!

























(thats the surealists answer)
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: DuVeL on November 27, 2003, 06:33:54 AM
111 to defend the posting saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore
the posts *are* relevant to this forum

That would be me!
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Zok on March 09, 2004, 10:25:33 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Gandalf-LordOfJelly@Oct 23 2003, 10:50 AM
Aaaaaand finally....
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it
all over again



:whistle:
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2004, 11:07:01 PM
You git!!!
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: smilodon on March 09, 2004, 11:40:58 PM
No I think he has a point. Because did we really get to the bottom of this conundrum?

I think not.
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: DuVeL on March 10, 2004, 08:42:39 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by smilodon@Mar 9 2004, 11:40 PM
No I think he has a point. Because did we really get to the bottom of this conundrum?

I think not.
We could try and get deeper on this... Benny?  :whistle:
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Anonymous on March 10, 2004, 08:46:31 AM
OFF TOPIC POST!!!!!

Admin!!!!
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: sheepy on March 10, 2004, 08:53:08 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by sheepy@Oct 24 2003, 08:00 AM
u no that donkeys actyally have extreemly deep well bits, as they are actuallyhortses ewell in a round about way. there for i have no idea what im on about.
OMG!!!! i must have been pissed when i wrote that.

and whats a conundrum?????
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Anonymous on March 10, 2004, 08:57:31 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by sheepy+Mar 10 2004, 08:53 AM-->
QUOTE (sheepy @ Mar 10 2004, 08:53 AM)
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Benny on March 10, 2004, 09:27:09 AM
Donkey lovin' baby

http://www.medicmom.com/photos/details.php?image_id=11 (http://www.medicmom.com/photos/details.php?image_id=11)

work safe suprisingly
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: smilodon on March 10, 2004, 04:53:03 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh how cute is that  :D

Although in the next photo in that series it bites her face off  :blink:
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Zok on March 10, 2004, 04:59:01 PM
The previous picture is called "baby ass"
It wasn’t really what I expected
Title: How Many Forum Members to change Light Bulb:-
Post by: Stryker on March 11, 2004, 09:23:44 AM
But what about the light bulb?