Dead Men Walking

dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: TeaLeaf on September 14, 2011, 01:01:48 PM

Title: Cold Call
Post by: TeaLeaf on September 14, 2011, 01:01:48 PM
Just had a wonderful cold call.

/cue foreign accent from the Indian sub-continent
"Am I speaking to Mr......"
"Yes"
"I'm calling from CCN and trying to update our records.  Do you have a Sky dish?"
"No, I have a motorised 6ft Rammdupa satellite dish."
"So you don't have a Sky dish?"
"No, it's a Rammdupa dish"
"What's a Rammdupa dish?"
"6 foot of pain when it's Rammdupa your arse for cold-calling me and wasting my time.  Now **** off and leave me alone."
/endcall

I love cold-calls.
Title: Cold Call
Post by: TwoBad on September 14, 2011, 04:33:08 PM
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
Love it!
Title: Cold Call
Post by: tugs on September 14, 2011, 05:41:18 PM
*snorts quietly* ;-)
Title: Cold Call
Post by: Sneakytiger on September 14, 2011, 06:19:57 PM
love it very funny.
Title: Cold Call
Post by: Lameduck on September 14, 2011, 06:43:03 PM
:roflmao: Great, I hate the stards.
One of the best telesales wind-up artists is Tom Mabe.
Here's a fine example of his work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s898wpcgcJM
Title: Cold Call
Post by: Snokio on September 14, 2011, 06:46:56 PM
You'll like this then :flirty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKzscaU0TDI

(oddly is a satellite dish salesman, but in the states)

Edit: Lameduck stole my link ......by using a different one........ but basically the same one, or did some time traveling type stuff  :P
Title: Cold Call
Post by: TeaLeaf on September 14, 2011, 07:15:17 PM
Quote from: Snokio;332886You'll like this then :flirty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKzscaU0TDI

(oddly is a satellite dish salesman, but in the states)
Have you listened to Lameduck's link yet? :P
Title: Cold Call
Post by: Snokio on September 14, 2011, 07:23:05 PM
:doh: what were the chances!