Just had a wonderful cold call.
/cue foreign accent from the Indian sub-continent
"Am I speaking to Mr......"
"Yes"
"I'm calling from CCN and trying to update our records. Do you have a Sky dish?"
"No, I have a motorised 6ft Rammdupa satellite dish."
"So you don't have a Sky dish?"
"No, it's a Rammdupa dish"
"What's a Rammdupa dish?"
"6 foot of pain when it's Rammdupa your arse for cold-calling me and wasting my time. Now **** off and leave me alone."
/endcall
I love cold-calls.
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
Love it!
*snorts quietly* ;-)
love it very funny.
:roflmao: Great, I hate the stards.
One of the best telesales wind-up artists is Tom Mabe.
Here's a fine example of his work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s898wpcgcJM
You'll like this then :flirty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKzscaU0TDI
(oddly is a satellite dish salesman, but in the states)
Edit: Lameduck stole my link ......by using a different one........ but basically the same one, or did some time traveling type stuff :P
Quote from: Snokio;332886You'll like this then :flirty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKzscaU0TDI
(oddly is a satellite dish salesman, but in the states)
Have you listened to Lameduck's link yet? :P
:doh: what were the chances!