The rules.
you must post five words only (or slightly less, please try not to post single words though)
they need to be in context with the previous post (you can edit if someone else posts before you and ruins the flow, feel free to delete)
they must follow general forum guidelines for posting
you cannot post more than once in a row, wait until someone else posts before you can post again
Lets see how big this gets, I've started a thread a few years ago on another forum and it was the largest and longest running thread for a long while.
Once apon a time
in a galaxy far away
three wise men in a
a green shuttlepod ate
small marsupials and sugar cubes
Meanwhile back on earth, dmw
were getting their ass whupped
by some blind, one armed
bear from deepest, darkest, Peru.
And then JB joined the
fun and games with his
huge, sweating, scary yet mouthwatering
pig, which needed to go
through several car washes to
get rid of the monkey
that sat on it's back
because it was very
pungent, with a multitude of
drunken Germans floating in it
's swill. It was passionate
towards the big
cuddly bear that was it's
auntie by a previous marriage
. No flies on our
gameplay, said JB, holding a
pack of girl guides transfixed
with
a big long black rubber
lifesize model of
lara croft, holding
an oran-utang
by the
balls. It bounced on
her lap like a demented
sex fiend. Suddenly, without warning
a gaping hole appeared in
sky above France. This is
because they surrendered in
clogs and beer drinking
but not before
1000 monkeys, all carrying large
orgasmic toads lined up to
do battle with
Darth Vader and his
clockwork rubber vegetables, surprising because
they were all down the
pub enjoying some strawberry coolade
when the hole over France
started spewing out lots of
oranges that ghost face killah...
kept in his pants because
he had no free hands
to hold onto his small
but yummy donut he just
stole of TeaLeaf while he
was playing cs he was
getting his ass kicked by
darkangel but killing liberator he
looked at the still twitching
orange that ghost had left
inserted up DarkAngels gaping
shooting in the back by
screenshot of liberator's
amazingly well endowed and glistening
chandelier that his Grandmother left
him after being killed by
it and resurected over a
<<>>
bonfire. Deep down in the
jungle the lion sleeps tonight
. "Awhimoway", what does it mean?
Cried TeaLeaf as his brain
cracked open and out popped
Morph, the lovable character from
DA's wet dreams
thought about being
the girl in swoops sig.
That just don't make sense
thought DA whilst playing with
Space Invaders with his joystick
at which point mum
said "This thread is poor"
like the bunneh Benny is
not going to participate, through
apathy even though he is
a big girl's blouse
and cant stop thinking about
being a forum whore. He
also enjoys holding a pair
off........... wait wots that in the
distance rapidly getting closer......
is it a bird ?
is it a plane?
No its .........
sadako with his
Squonk-o-leet !! Half man, half...
cut
hedge, resembling something out of
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
. So anyway back to reality
as GFK dresses in his
latex underwear singing
"Do wah diddy". Over the
other side of the world
a news flash announces
the Knights of Ni want
the Mother of all Battles
no you idiot, a SHRUBBERY
, a shubbery, my kingdom for
cast is for rain spreading
slowly down her glistening
Robin Reliant supercar which
is a very nice car
but makes monkey's travel sick
claims steve erwin
-----
NOTE: correct spelling
-----
's twin sister frank
who as it happens knew
alot about Chimpy's monkey
which is rather shriveled and
has metal braces holding
his nipples. Salad sandwich's are
not for the shrivelled monkey
but made from shrivelled monkeys
testi...testing we interupt this
broadcast to bring you a
green party broadcast announcement.
"We recommend using Nuclear Power
to irradiate southern Chile
's indigenous population of teletubbys
whom has grown to look like
Rolf Harris' pet
who coincidentally once dated the
age of elephant dung in
ChimpBoy's back yard. However, on
reflection, this seems a little
trite.
Tripe isn't that a fish?
No! No! I said "trike"
Who you calling "dyke"!
Cried the mad, delusional
crack whore otherwise known as
Bob the Builder. Strangely enough,
Can we fix it was
yes we can was the
cry from the england rugby
city toilet cleaners association spokesman
who had problems with....
their private parts.
which Smilodon was holding for
chimpboy whilst not in use
. He kept them safely in
in a locked box which
could only be opened when
the clock struck twelve and
England won the world cup.
That happend in a dream
usually, but not this time.
Back on the Mother-ship
there was panic :o when a......
drop goal clinched it. Outstanding.
It clinched it soooo tight
he was knighted and
oozed puss from his pods
yet smilodon was there to
drink deeply from its
source. So a new day
didn't show up at all
until infact it was a
blood bath night in which
we all drank very deeply
and all passed out but
not "last post" DA
stole all their wallets and
spent it on beer and.................................................................. :dribble:
a large lump of Brie
. The brie was mouldy, so
was his jock strap but
he didn't care, the smell
no worse than usual
caused peoples noses to melt
and brains melt into rancid
butter. Which he liberally spread
all over his todger
. He'd heard it cured the
moby dick, but he was
still having problems with
his Steam updating so he
decided to steal HL2 source and
blame it on a twig
from the tree in his
huge mansion gardens meanwhile
the Knights of Ni were
looking at their shrubbery thinking................................... :D
bout time we had a
salmon. Meanwhile back at planet
cybertron, optimus prime noticed that
He had NO stomach!
Oldie and Tealeaf were organising
a massive worldwide event
involving a turnip shaped like
a turnip strangely enough
it had a strange growth
that was also shaped like
a turnip, of course it
had a funny color, with
a dMw tag on it
it was infact JB with
a bottle of ting'sau up his
right nostril, which explained
his nasal voice coms and
why he didnt smell right
, but then he is from
a dank pothole underneath Derbyshire.
Strange as it may seem
he doesnt know zaphrod beetlebrox.
but would like to know
so he can stuff the
fridge full of
corpses, a la Neilsen.
"Theyre tasty, tasty very very
tasty", right into the rectangular
shaped sausage that was inside
the 40 yr old tin
of pepperoni which was
left over from the war
that ended the latest and
most interesting period of history
that was called Big Bootie
. Guybrush Threepwood interesting enough doesnt
like watching Mongolian hamster racing
, irish snail racing is more
his thing, mainly because of
the speed, oh and Guinness
book of records entries, marvelous
section of 100 pages deticated
solely to this fine sport
. Although most people consider
Irish Snail Racing to be
an unfortunate waste of fine
that most folk thought
didn't in fact make sense
until a robotic snail was
smuggled into the very latest
clone of Tealeaf himself
whcih confused people because
Tealeaf was already cloned from
a cell from a computer
chip from a sandwich toaster
. 'Breville Powered' was emblazoned upon
his buttocks, right next to
can of beer meanwhile on
the TV, Annica Rice was
treasure hunting for some
more padding for her enormous
chopper that she always rides
down a oneway street after
reading this god awful thread.
Its true its run on
wee and biscuits. Confirming that,
there is meaning to everything
except this thread. Which sucks.
Cried Benny, turned mad by
Gandalf LordOJelly who posted
some jelly too.....................
which was more interesting.
than his own collection of
antique Japanese peanuts, from the
beginning of time as
predicted by Nostradamus and his
travelling band of outragous, expilict...
dyslexic cheeses
which smelled bad but tasted.....
of chocolate starfish belonging to
a newly discovered species of
smarties but were actually alive
. Enough of this drivel said
gfk who hated all chocolate
covered dark angels. In case
of da's fans loving him.
So Gfk smashed the chocolate
and they all lived happily ever-after! :D
Until nuclear war brokeout then....
continuing my plans for world
off Jelly eating Gandalf lookalikes
. Gandy started an evil cloning
circus full of procrastinating minature
cows. "They shall rule the
whole of my front yard
, take over my folding pc's
and dMwforum taken over by CIGS
. Naughty DuVeL used too many
words so he got
one less the next time
which the sharp BB saw!
as a good thing.
but in fact it was
obvious on a lighter note
that he already knew it
liberator goes away scratching his
lottery ticket, knowing he would
win nothing but wanted to
scratch anything but his scabby
kitchen which was in a
right old state after the
night before last but thats
something best left alone. Meanwhile
a meteor was heading for
the area where most of
the residents were sleeping......
blissfully unaware of their impending
doom! Only one person could
save them! So Gandy donned
his big peaked hat and
stockings, suspenders and his enormous
furry earmuffs, before leaping intrepidly
at Zok's head with a
Ken Dodd tickle stick, shouting
"how tickled i am missus"
The evil monster Zok responded
as tickled as a
tickled thing saying I'll get
the diddy men to take
over your clone filled yard.
For taking over a mobile
sandwich van, you will pay
extortionate prices for small soggy
sausage roll, also available are
very poor, boring threads.
So Benny livened it up
Benny kept chewing Dutch "grass"
Only to Realize...
he was stoned as a
example to others.
Such selflessness did not go
down very well with the
rest of dmw as we
have definately written 'I' in
kIll Benny, for hogging all
the cheese. "Not the cheese!"
was the cry from the
spider monkey hanging from his
belt. Its was odd
but tasted good when cooked
with fried Apple Seed. Jonny
eats them all the time.
But the next morning he
and the three wise men
who came from Holland
, which was unusual due to
it being full of vegetables
that taste like the stuff
nightmares are made of
. They are in fact vegetables
, or is that the Swedes,
nah of course not dont
, then a confused DA posted
whilst trollied on a bucket
a knakebrod which had a
different meaning in english. It
in fact consisted of forty-seven
parts coke and 1 part
time mcdonalds worker
(DA we know thats you)
lol said da meanwhile on
on planet x-interrupt
duvel was eating a huge...
piece of McDonalds hamburgers made
from burger king leftovers!
freshly cooked by DA in
his short pink apron
covered in gravy stains, but
attracking all the good (looking-girls)
in his dreams but not
knowing it was a dream
he did himself an injury
and was nursed back to
back with a Yugoslavian
yogurt pot which was very
wet, due to the postman's
knock
off Boss pants chafing
Ohh who put that there!
Many years later.......
the Phoenix rises from the
Hole that smells congregate
...ly of smite missing rules
Smite was bored so
Put on frilly dress...
with lovely flowers on it
but mostly pink in colour
With Tulips attached around crotch
but only men looked at
him when they were really
desperately suicidal and incapable of
handling lots amount of alcohol
. Finely chop the onions, saute
Stir well and pour
some sugar on meeeaayyy.
Can't get enough
of those who simultaneously post :angry:
"Banish them to the corner"
With a garter wearing ferret
called Alan, who carried a
n equity card. I do
think "Please kill this topic" :)
But don't cos if
you do then
you will end mindless, carefree
, hankering for yak butter tea.
With honey dripping from feet
that served in the 100
th perfomance of riverdance with
safety boots on. Hmmm NICE!
The biscuits with sugar sprinkles...
Dangled teasingly
close to the edge of...
A very large Daffodil
. I don't eat Daffodils said
Tealeaf. But I do like
Tulips on my
Chimpmunk with dill sauce
and some hot steamy
Belgian beer. On the other
chipmunk there were small
abrasions requiring immediate medical assistance
which JB was dying to
Perform in his nurse's outfit
which showed all his
skinny hairy knees to the
tight fitting pink thong
he had borrowed from smite
which he wears with a(n)
pair of hobnailed clogs. He
got for christmas and was
hoping to get a good
Forest for his moneys worth
, but he smoked the roof
Someone was saying the roof
had mass plantations of
carrots growing on it. These
were radioactive carrots that made
everybody live happily ever after.
THE END.