What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
> > Juan on Juan.
> >
> > What is a Yankee?
> > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
> >
> > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
> > The position of the dirt bag.
> >
> > Why is divorce so expensive?
> > Because it's worth it.
> >
> > Why is air a lot like sex?
> > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
> >
> > What do you call a smart blonde?
> > A golden retriever.
> >
> > What do attorneys use for birth control?
> > Their personalities.
> >
> > What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
> > 15kgs.
> >
> > What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
> > 45 minutes.
> >
> > What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
> > Through his chest with a sharp knife.
> >
> > Why do men want to marry virgins?
> > They can't stand criticism.
> >
> > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
> > good-looking?
> > Because those men already have boyfriends.
> >
> > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
> >
> > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
>driving.
> >
> > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> > Because they have cotton balls.
> >
> > What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
> > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
> >
> > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> > "Are you sure it's mine?"
> >
> > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
> > Mace will do that to you.
> >
> > Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> > Breasts don't have eyes.
> >
> > Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> > A different bar.
> >
> > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
> > They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
> >
> > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
> > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
> >
> > Why is there no Disneyland in China?
> > No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
QuoteWhat is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Now thats funny and Oh so true!!!!
found this :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8
t (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8)ake a look and try not to laugh.lol