Warning, these will earn you a beating from your wife/girlfriend. Also, a guilty laugh is OK, but if you find them seriously funny AND true, you had better see someone about that :p
Edit: In case that wasn't clear enough, if you can't stand Frankie Boyle or Jimmy Carr, you should stop reading now :p
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and floor tiles?
A: If you get it right in the beginning, you can step on them for the rest of your life.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About six stone.
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing. If she didn't understand the first two times, it's pointless.
M'kay.... Bit off colour for a public forum...
Jus' sayin' doesn't do any good for our public image.
They did come with a disclaimer, and a topic that says it's a load of crap :p
For balance:
What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man?
Nothing. They both think they know everything.
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Why do men get married?
So they don't have to hold-in their stomachs any more.