A married couple decide to go to Spain. To make the trip special, they plan to live at the hotel in which they had their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Seeing as how they're both very busy professionals, it's difficult for them to get time off at the exact same dates.
The short and long of it is that the husband flies down on a thursday, and the wife follows on friday.
The man arrives, checks in to the hotel and goes to his room. He notices there's a computer on the desk of their suite, and as the considerate and loving husband he is, he decides to send his wife an e-mail. The only problem is, since he's had his share of airline booze, and has started on the minibar as well, he sends the missive to the wrong address.
Back home, a widow has just returned from her husbands funeral The deceased, a local vicar, has been called to heaven after a heart attack. The grieving widow goes through the condolance letters, and decides to theck the e-mail as well, in case someone sends their regards that way. After the first e-mail, the widow faints and hits the floor. Her son rushes to, and helps her to her feet. Then he looks at the screen.
To: My darling wife
Subject: I've arrived!
You're probably surprised to hear from me. It turns out, they have computers here now, and you can send e-mail and everything. I've just checked in. and everything is set for your arrival tomorrow. I'm so looking forward to seeing you. I hope your departure is as smooth as mine!
P.S. It sure is hot down here!