A Thursday morning in court room 14b
Attorney:
- Would you please inform the court of your age?
Little old lady:
- I just turned 86.
Attorney:
- Would you please tell us, in your own words, what transpired on that evening of april 1st?
Little old lady:
- Well, I was sitting there on the porch when the young man next door came over and sat down next to me.
Attorney:
- Did you know this man?
Little old lady:
- A little. As I said, he lived next door, and he's very friendly.
Attorney:
- What happened after he sat down?
Little old lady:
- He told me he liked older women, and that I looked very sexy. He then started stroking my thigh.
Attorney:
- Did you make any attempts to stop him?
Little old lady:
- No, I did not.
Attorney:
- Why not?
Little old lady:
- It felt so good. Noone has made me feel like that since my Albert died 30 years ago.
Attorney:
- Then what?
Little old lady:
- He started stroking my breasts.
Attorney:
- And now, did you try to stop him?
Little old lady:
- No sir, I didn't.
Attorney:
- And why was that?
Little old lady:
- His attentions made me warm all over. I haven't felt that good in years!
Attorney:
- And what happened next?
Little old lady:
- I felt so hot I just laid down and said "Take me, young man! Take me!"
Attorney:
- And did he? Take you, that is?
Little old lady:
- Hell no, he just shouted "Aprils fools! Aprils fools!"
.. and that's when I shot the little *******!
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