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Title: Cool new job offer on UK Government website
Post by: smilodon on November 23, 2012, 12:56:25 PM
Check it before it's gone


https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJob.aspx?JobID=270089

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Title: Cool new job offer on UK Government website
Post by: FatBob on November 23, 2012, 01:09:52 PM
Ahh so close, i just let my international hitman of mystery licence expire and decieded not to renew due to the freshly imposed 37hr week and loss of free healthcare.

also just as a matter of interest i really don't like martini's, tried one for the first time a few weeks back and talk about strong, its like a glass of rocket fuel
 James Bond must drink the virgin versions or he wouldnt be able to hit a cows ass with a banjo !
Title: Cool new job offer on UK Government website
Post by: Gandalf on November 23, 2012, 01:24:21 PM
Gone, but I've got a screen grab :)
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Title: Cool new job offer on UK Government website
Post by: TheDvEight on November 23, 2012, 01:55:20 PM
dumb question.....legit job advert?
Title: Cool new job offer on UK Government website
Post by: Tutonic on November 23, 2012, 02:02:42 PM
Quote from: .DickDastardly.;362036dumb question.....legit job advert?

You've read the advert, and you're still not sure?

I would have though the line about micro-subs and PPK's might have given it away...

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Title: Cool new job offer on UK Government website
Post by: TE_owner on November 23, 2012, 05:48:02 PM
Agent 47 is all you need clearly a bald 6 foot tall man with no facial hair is perfect to blend into crowds and such
Title: Cool new job offer on UK Government website
Post by: DarkAngel on November 23, 2012, 06:21:41 PM
Haha, love it! :D
Title: Cool new job offer on UK Government website
Post by: DuVeL on November 23, 2012, 11:29:18 PM
Quote from: DarkAngel;362057Haha, love it! :D

Let me guess, you've applied but instead of the PPK a shotgun.
Title: Cool new job offer on UK Government website
Post by: Gortex on November 24, 2012, 08:47:14 AM
Lol at Fat Bob. What did you think was going to be in a Martini other than straight liquor? Am sorry to say they don't often come with a splash of 7up to water it down a bit :)