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dMw Chit Chat => The Beer Bar => It's my Birthday! => Topic started by: DuVeL on December 25, 2012, 12:47:18 PM

Title: Drunken British guy drives circles at Schiphol.
Post by: DuVeL on December 25, 2012, 12:47:18 PM
There was just a post at the news here about a drunken British guy driving circles in a car on Schiphol:
http://www.nu.nl/opmerkelijk/2990859/dronken-brit-rijdt-rondjes-schiphol.html

The text is in Dutch though but I found it funny. So, who of you guys is in the NL atm? :flirty:
Title: Drunken British guy drives circles at Schiphol.
Post by: TheDvEight on December 26, 2012, 12:32:46 AM
Translation from google translate

A drunken Brit has succeeded at the airport of Schiphol to come. When a gate at the airport he pressed a panic button, which opened the emergency exit.

He came to visit the aircraft and drove away in a car from a company at the airport operates. The man was driving around a few minutes before he was arrested.
Reported that the Royal Military Police Tuesday. The incident happened on the night of Monday to Tuesday. There was no traffic, so there was no danger to passengers. The police do not know where the man drove.

The Briton remains attached until the investigation is still ongoing.
safeguard
Schiphol will not say much about the incident. '' The purpose of the emergency exit is that people as soon as possible to leave the terminal when there is a fire. I'm not going to ask what might happen. Everything can. We must not be bigger than it is. The security worked and the matter is under investigation,'' said a spokeswoman for the airport.
Title: Drunken British guy drives circles at Schiphol.
Post by: Blunt on December 26, 2012, 12:44:22 AM
Quote from: .DickDastardly.;363894Translation from google translate

A drunken Brit has succeeded at the airport of Schiphol to come. When a gate at the airport he pressed a panic button, which opened the emergency exit.

He came to visit the aircraft and drove away in a car from a company at the airport operates. The man was driving around a few minutes before he was arrested.
Reported that the Royal Military Police Tuesday. The incident happened on the night of Monday to Tuesday. There was no traffic, so there was no danger to passengers. The police do not know where the man drove.

The Briton remains attached until the investigation is still ongoing.
safeguard
Schiphol will not say much about the incident. '' The purpose of the emergency exit is that people as soon as possible to leave the terminal when there is a fire. I'm not going to ask what might happen. Everything can. We must not be bigger than it is. The security worked and the matter is under investigation,'' said a spokeswoman for the airport.
©®â,,¢Steve Mclaren (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnoP4sUV90)
Title: Drunken British guy drives circles at Schiphol.
Post by: TheDvEight on December 26, 2012, 11:22:53 AM
worse than joey bartons fake french accent.
Title: Drunken British guy drives circles at Schiphol.
Post by: Tutonic on December 27, 2012, 09:22:16 AM
Quote©®â,,¢Steve Mclaren (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnoP4sUV90)

Off-topic, but it's worth a mention...

I was at the Croatia game that (eventually) got him sacked. Coming home we were stuck in Wembley station in a huge crowd of people waiting for a train, when this announcement is made:

"We regret to inform you that the next train is delayed due to a person on the tracks"

From the back, somebody yells:

"WAS IT STEVE MCLAREN?"
Title: Drunken British guy drives circles at Schiphol.
Post by: DuVeL on December 28, 2012, 12:02:06 AM
Finally found the English version:
http://metro.co.uk/2012/12/25/drunken-british-man-arrested-after-driving-stolen-car-on-to-amsterdam-airport-runway-3329505/

Liked the: ‘Drunken’ British man thing being in the ‘    â€™
BTW. Steve Mc L is now at FC Twente, the biggest team here in the East of the NL and isn't doing to bad.

EDIT: Translating Dutch to English is really weird sometimes. Sentences are not correct anymore and such. Maybe that's why Dutch is difficult to learn for some people...
Title: Drunken British guy drives circles at Schiphol.
Post by: Penfold on December 28, 2012, 06:17:49 PM
Quote from: .DickDastardly.;363894Translation from google translate

A drunken Brit has succeeded at the airport of Schiphol to come. When a gate at the airport he pressed a panic button, which opened the emergency exit.

He came to visit the aircraft and drove away in a car from a company at the airport operates. The man was driving around a few minutes before he was arrested.
Reported that the Royal Military Police Tuesday. The incident happened on the night of Monday to Tuesday. There was no traffic, so there was no danger to passengers. The police do not know where the man drove.

The Briton remains attached until the investigation is still ongoing.
safeguard
Schiphol will not say much about the incident. '' The purpose of the emergency exit is that people as soon as possible to leave the terminal when there is a fire. I'm not going to ask what might happen. Everything can. We must not be bigger than it is. The security worked and the matter is under investigation,'' said a spokeswoman for the airport.

I'm guessing Google translate is still in Beta then :blink:
Title: Drunken British guy drives circles at Schiphol.
Post by: Dingo on January 01, 2013, 03:48:08 AM
Quote from: DuVeL;363995EDIT: Translating Dutch to English is really weird sometimes. Sentences are not correct anymore and such. Maybe that's why Dutch is difficult to learn for some people...

Maybe we should just all speak English then.............unlike Steve Mclaren!!  :)  :)