Yo Momma Is So Fat. . .
· When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
· When she dances she makes the band skip.
· When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
· She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
· Her ass has its own congressman.
· Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
· When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
· Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
· Her driver's license says "Picture continued on the other side."
· The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
· Yo mama's so fat, "Place your ad here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
· All the restaurants in town have signs that say: Maximum Occupancy: 240 patrons or yo momma.
· When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
· When she gets in the elevator, it HAS to go down.
· She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
· She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
· When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
· She could sell shade.
· When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
· People jog around her for exercise.
· I ran around her twice and got lost.
· She gets runs in her jeans.
· Her blood type is Ragu.
· When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu - she gets an estimate.
· If she got her shoes shined she would have to take his word for it!
· She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
· When she turns around people, throw her a welcome back party.
· She can't even jump to a conclusion.
· She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
· Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
· She dressed in a yellow jacket and kids tried to board her after school.
· When she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
· She broke her leg and gravy poured out.
· She wakes up on BOTH sides of the bed.
Yo Momma Is So . . .
· Dumb, when she went to the movies and it said: "No One Under 17 admitted." She left and brought back 16 of her friends.
· Poor, I saw her kicking a can and asked her what she was doing. She said moving.
· Stupid, she tripped over a cordless telephone.
· Poor I was walking along the street and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said, "Who turned off the heat?"
· Stupid, she thought that Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Your momma is so fat, she's got her own gravity.