"Baby, I would take a bullet for you... In Call of Duty... Unless I'm on a killstreak." :rolleyes: :D:flirty:
Quote from: DuVeL;366502"Baby, I would take a bullet for you... In Call of Duty... Unless I'm on a killstreak." :rolleyes: :D:flirty:
Honey, I hope you like my care package wink wink!
Probably nsfw
my valentine.
http://izit.org/content/coming-soon.html
Love you happy
Love you sad
Love you pouty
Love you mad
Love you silly
Love you truly
But most of all, in the nudey.
I'll love you through the good times
I'll love you through the bad
I'll love you when you're happy
I'll love you when you're sad
I'll love you when we're old and grey
Both walking with a cane
But most of all I'll love you when we're bonking like a train.
At least you two are honest... guess that's what counts in the end.
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Something like this Pen?
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I send my dear lady this for valentines :P
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And here`s one for you Sharpheads out there.. (you know who you are)
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Get in the van.
or you could just buy her some of these (http://www.incrediblethings.com/food/this-gold-pill-makes-you-poop-glitter/)
May I suggest one of these tasteful Valentine's cards?
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Some old ones from L4D and portal:
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Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
I am a dog.
I've found some more good ones:
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Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pistorious.
Quote from: Toxteth;366664Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pistorious.
Tox wins at the internet.
Indeed.