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Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Gandalf on September 24, 2002, 03:48:43 PM

Title: Hohoho! (Unless your welsh)
Post by: Gandalf on September 24, 2002, 03:48:43 PM
An Australian ventriloquist, visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have little fun.

Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"

Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Villager: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Villager: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Villager: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Villager: "The sheep's a f***ing liar! "...
Title: Hohoho! (Unless your welsh)
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Title: Hohoho! (Unless your welsh)
Post by: MisterEggs on September 24, 2002, 11:01:14 PM
Going to tell my mate Howard Morgan that one tomorrow  :D
Title: Hohoho! (Unless your welsh)
Post by: Trip on September 25, 2002, 06:27:08 AM
LOL.......
Title: Hohoho! (Unless your welsh)
Post by: Doorman on September 25, 2002, 08:30:00 AM
What's a ventriloquist?  :(
Title: Hohoho! (Unless your welsh)
Post by: Trip on September 25, 2002, 08:32:26 AM
i am a Ventriloquist  8)
Title: Hohoho! (Unless your welsh)
Post by: Doorman on September 25, 2002, 08:39:33 AM
What are you?
Title: Hohoho! (Unless your welsh)
Post by: sheepy on September 25, 2002, 10:34:05 AM
ventrilioquist is some one who can speek without moving his mouth
Title: Hohoho! (Unless your welsh)
Post by: Stryker on September 25, 2002, 12:44:38 PM
or someone who can speak out their TANGO.
Title: Hohoho! (Unless your welsh)
Post by: Gone_Away on September 25, 2002, 02:23:04 PM
Quoteor someone who can speak out their TANGO.

This place is must be full of them then..

 :P  :P  :P  :P  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Hohoho! (Unless your welsh)
Post by: MisterEggs on September 25, 2002, 07:00:54 PM
i have no idea why, but i trust ventrilioquists about as far as i could throw my voice (i.e. not very) and to be perfectly honest they make me very uneasy.



Next week: My irrational fear of Haberdashers
Title: Hohoho! (Unless your welsh)
Post by: Tutonic on September 26, 2002, 12:33:07 PM
LAWL...
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