Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: sheepy on December 09, 2003, 10:19:52 AM

Title: brucie
Post by: sheepy on December 09, 2003, 10:19:52 AM
> > > Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked
> > > the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
> > > answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician; .Brucie was
> >
> > > being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about
> > > his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off
> > > all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's
> > > really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them
> > > shag him."
> > >
> > > The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring
> > > and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is that really true
> > > about your father?"
> > >
> > > "No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was
> > > just too embarrassed to say".
Title: brucie
Post by: Anonymous on December 09, 2003, 11:09:38 AM
:lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:  :lmfao:
Title: brucie
Post by: DuVeL on December 09, 2003, 11:22:37 AM
HAha, that was a good 1.
Title: brucie
Post by: Grimnar on December 09, 2003, 11:36:57 AM
rofl

 :lmfao:
Title: brucie
Post by: Rad_Man on December 10, 2003, 09:04:21 AM
bloody nice to see the skippies get some stick for a change -  :lol:
Title: brucie
Post by: DarkAngel on December 10, 2003, 07:51:45 PM
:D hehe  :lol: nice1 m8. Did any1 go to the victory parade as there was almost 1.5 percent of the whole country there.