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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Snokio on June 27, 2013, 07:18:33 PM

Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Snokio on June 27, 2013, 07:18:33 PM
..and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 20 minutes!!
































I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Tutonic on June 27, 2013, 07:41:38 PM
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Urrrgh.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Gortex on June 27, 2013, 08:20:29 PM
did you ask them if someone from DMW had sent them round? cruel jokes played somethings :devil:
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Penfold on June 27, 2013, 10:05:15 PM
When I woke up I started making small talk to the furniture. Apparently I'd hit the schmooze button on the alarm.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: faust82 on June 29, 2013, 03:30:01 PM
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Urrrgh.
This. Just this.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Snokio on June 29, 2013, 03:55:46 PM
your making a whole meal out of this! :rolleyes: At yeast I have a sense of humour! :D
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Blunt on June 29, 2013, 04:53:33 PM
You won't get a rise out of me.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: suicidal_monkey on June 29, 2013, 09:53:05 PM
We really don't knead any more...
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Whitey on June 29, 2013, 10:16:14 PM
Quote from: suicidal_monkey;372347We really don't knead any more...
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Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Lameduck on June 30, 2013, 10:28:04 AM
It's a pita you guys have nothing better to do, but you're obviously glutens for punishment.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Snokio on June 30, 2013, 11:40:27 AM
whatcha talkin about, I'm on a roll!
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Blunt on June 30, 2013, 01:14:28 PM
Stop being a pain or I'll get a cob-on.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: faust82 on July 02, 2013, 05:43:14 AM
It's almost like bad puns are your daily bread... :p
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Snokio on July 03, 2013, 07:19:48 PM
you say that with a rye smile :eyebrow: baguette in please :sideways:
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Benny on July 04, 2013, 11:00:49 PM
Jesus Crust, I thought this thread died yeasterday but perhaps it's only beginning to flour now?
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Blunt on July 04, 2013, 11:58:52 PM
Quote from: Benny;372527Jesus Crust, I thought this thread died yeasterday but perhaps it's only beginning to flour now?
It's definitely a bloomer.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Liberator on July 05, 2013, 12:21:54 AM
I think the thread's lost its freshness.

Time to tag it and baguette, it's brown bread.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Blunt on July 05, 2013, 01:25:31 AM
Quote from: Liberator;372531I think the thread's lost its freshness.

Time to tag it and baguette, it's brown bread.
I love your rye humour, but nonetheless, I'm leaven.
(no bun intended)
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: BrotherTobious on July 05, 2013, 07:41:27 AM
Quote from: Blunt;372532I love your rye humour, but nonetheless, I'm leaven.
(no bun intended)


Soda see that coming

Sent from my Nexus 4
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: atomant on July 05, 2013, 08:41:39 AM
I me self am Gluten free..hang on that's glueten free, I'll Taco you later.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: atomant on July 05, 2013, 08:44:14 AM
Quote from: faust82;372419It's almost like bad puns are your daily bread... :p
On the shores of a miami boy scout meeting..cookie was heard to exclaim!

Wakey wakey for all in tents and porpoises , as the soucts emergered from their .as the dolphines swam.....ok you get it
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: atomant on July 05, 2013, 08:46:18 AM
Quote from: Benny;372527Jesus Crust, I thought this thread died yeasterday but perhaps it's only beginning to flour now?
A Blooming Idiot!

This tread lives...
Title: Pun This
Post by: atomant on July 05, 2013, 08:56:55 AM
On a high valley in the great region known as the Himalayan, lived a creature called the trid eater.

Each and every day the Trid Eater would go unto the valley and "Kick " a trid in the head and eat it.

Got so bad only 2 Trids were left...they did what any trid would do and ran to their Rabi...Rabi! they would ask..are we to be the last two trids to be kicked in the head and eaten.

The Rabi says "Fear not my little trids...Kicks are for Rabbis"

(Tricks are for kids you silly rabbit)
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Tutonic on July 05, 2013, 09:10:03 AM
I loaf this thread, but then again I am a gluten for punishment.

Sent from my Galaxy S3 LTE.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Ranualf on July 05, 2013, 10:57:00 AM
Quote from: Benny;372527Jesus Crust, I thought this thread died yeasterday but perhaps it's only beginning to flour now?

Ahh like a true loaf, you knead time for it to rise :P
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Benny on July 05, 2013, 12:56:53 PM
Right, seriously, this has got stale now. A few responses have been sour, though most are taking it well. I'm slicing through this and saying that this thread is pretty crumby.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Tutonic on July 05, 2013, 06:19:34 PM
QuoteRight, seriously, this has got stale now.

A pita-ful effort. [/COLOR]
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Snokio on July 05, 2013, 07:20:19 PM
Quote from: Tutonic;372559A pita-ful effort. [/COLOR]

We doughnut want to go there! :rolleyes:

Now everyone's trying to post in here, maybe it's time for a Roti? :g:
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: suicidal_monkey on July 06, 2013, 07:55:34 AM
Quote from: Snokio;372563everyone's trying to post in here
Yes, everyone wants a pizza the action
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: suicidal_monkey on July 06, 2013, 08:59:10 AM
These yolks are getting worse. It's making my mother's sister angry...






... and no one wants a croissant
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Snokio on July 06, 2013, 10:19:33 AM
Quote from: suicidal_monkey;372574These yolks are getting worse. It's making my mother's sister angry...

... and no one wants a croissant

at yeast your croissant has good raisins
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Benny on July 06, 2013, 03:50:03 PM
Fair point, even my naan likes a good pun.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: T-Bag on July 06, 2013, 07:10:29 PM
I'm going to butty in here, I was trying to be all a-loaf and not get involved, but I don't want someone to BLT me to a good pun. Or even a bad one at this point...it looks like all the good ones are scone.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Lameduck on July 06, 2013, 07:55:22 PM
I wanted to put this post between Benny and T-Bag's but there wasn't room to sandwich it in.
Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Benny on July 07, 2013, 02:27:34 PM
Alright me old china's, this thread is brown bread, but it just keeps getting butter and butter.

Title: 2 women called at my door
Post by: Snokio on July 08, 2013, 09:19:13 PM
The puns are spreading thin now :sad:
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