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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Penfold on November 11, 2013, 06:24:46 PM

Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: Penfold on November 11, 2013, 06:24:46 PM
http://toys.usvsth3m.com/north-o-meter/

Hmmm, seems I didn't move far enough north

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Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: Sparko on November 11, 2013, 06:48:18 PM
60% apparently, probs about reet
Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: BrotherTobious on November 11, 2013, 06:54:10 PM
22% here

Sent from my Nexus 4
Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: Gortex on November 11, 2013, 07:11:07 PM
16% and only cos I drink ale... Seems a bit harsh to tarnish me with the northern brush for the sake of a few pints.
Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: BrotherTobious on November 11, 2013, 07:46:17 PM
Quote from: Gortex;37800716% and only cos I drink ale... Seems a bit harsh to tarnish me with the northern brush for the sake of a few pints.

Look mate we all know you southerner you have ketup on your full English :)
Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: Switchback on November 11, 2013, 07:53:31 PM
0 %

quite apt :P
Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: JonnyAppleSeed on November 11, 2013, 08:01:19 PM
100% Northern Monkey and proud :yahoo:

The meter was maxed out by question number 4.

I remember my Grandad singing this to me as a kid

Lyrics in Yorkshire dialect
Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee?
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at


Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane
Tha's bahn' to catch thy deeath o` cowd
Then us'll ha' to bury thee
Then t'worms'll come an` eyt thee up
Then t'ducks'll come an` eyt up t'worms
Then us'll go an` eyt up t'ducks
Then us'll all ha' etten thee
That's wheear we get us ooan back
Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: smilodon on November 11, 2013, 11:54:41 PM
It would appear that I live in Jersey....... which is nice.
Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: Gandalf on November 12, 2013, 09:49:04 AM
I'm with the penguins!
Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: T-Bag on November 12, 2013, 10:00:13 AM
20%...I like ale and I know what an oat cake is...This test is pretty rigorous.
Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: Whitey on November 12, 2013, 05:43:45 PM
It doesn't work with us Foreigners ... 45% and should be 120%
Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: DrunkenZombiee on November 12, 2013, 06:55:46 PM
15% thats about right for me probably!
Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: Liberator on November 12, 2013, 09:31:18 PM
Not accurate at all, it had me down as Doncaster, I live more than a mile away from there.
Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: suicidal_monkey on November 13, 2013, 08:32:09 AM
Had me (quite rightly) at "about London" :cool:
Title: North-O-Meter
Post by: Lameduck on November 14, 2013, 03:20:16 PM
Inaccurate 30%. Oxford! Never lived that far south in my life. Been to March twice, and had several visits to Wembley but I doubt the day trips had such an effect on my scouse veneer.