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Dead Men Walking

Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Twyst on July 30, 2014, 12:31:03 PM

Title: One Liners
Post by: Twyst on July 30, 2014, 12:31:03 PM
£50 for eight legs of venison?! That's two deer!
Title: One Liners
Post by: mirianna on July 31, 2014, 04:17:29 AM
Want some cheap meat with that?  I recommend deer balls, they're under a buck!
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Post by: Lameduck on July 31, 2014, 07:56:37 AM
What d'you call a buck with no eyes? No idea.
What d'you call a buck with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. :getmecoat:
Title: One Liners
Post by: no peanuts on July 31, 2014, 08:51:40 AM
I'm involved in the illegal trading of large male deer. It's big bucks.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One looks ashamed. His friend asks him what's wrong. He says, I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there.
Title: One Liners
Post by: Sneakytiger on July 31, 2014, 11:15:26 AM
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now u started it.lol
Title: One Liners
Post by: Sneakytiger on July 31, 2014, 11:38:12 AM
What do you call 20 deer on a night out in Blackpool: a stag party
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