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Title: Insured for Sex:
Post by: Penfold on April 16, 2015, 09:19:06 AM

Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Just so you know.

Title: Insured for Sex:
Post by: Blunt on April 16, 2015, 09:46:44 AM

Sex with your sister: Norwich Union

Title: Insured for Sex:
Post by: TeaLeaf on April 16, 2015, 09:59:23 AM

Very good Pen & Blunt, but you missed a few:

Sex with Lorena Bobbitt - AXA
Sex within the clergy - Abbey Life
Drunken Sex - AA
Viagra sex - Endurance Worldwide
For all male sex - Hiscox
For safe sex - Prudential
For sex that goes on for too long - UNUM
For necrophilia - Scottish Widows
and finally: Equitable Life - for sex where when you withdraw you get less back than you put in.

Title: Insured for Sex:
Post by: lionheart on April 16, 2015, 10:08:40 AM

Sex with a sailor........Admiral.

Title: Insured for Sex:
Post by: Tutonic on April 16, 2015, 10:55:41 AM

You monsters. Love it.

Alarmed/relieved that nobody has come up with anything for Swiftcover yet....

Title: Insured for Sex:
Post by: TeaLeaf on April 16, 2015, 10:59:43 AM

Quote from: Tutonic;397771You monsters. Love it.

Alarmed/relieved that nobody has come up with anything for Swiftcover yet....

or even for this one:

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Title: Insured for Sex:
Post by: Tutonic on April 16, 2015, 11:01:07 AM

There's also a 'Hand in Hand Insurance Company'.

The material writes itself really.

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