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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Stryker on October 10, 2002, 09:33:07 AM

Title: Ferrari Press Release
Post by: Stryker on October 10, 2002, 09:33:07 AM
The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire pit crew. The  announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take  advantage of Tony Blair's incentive  "Work for All" scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how the unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car wheels  in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas  Ferrari's existing crew can only do  it in eight seconds.

This was  thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won & lost in the pits, Ferrari  would have a distinct advantage  over every team.

However  Ferrari's expectations were soon shattered, as during the new
Crew's first practise session; not only  were  "da boys from Bootle" able to change the tyres in under six seconds, but within 12 seconds they  had resprayed, rebadged and sold  the vehicle to the McLaren Team for four dozen Stella's and a gram of  Charlie.
Title: Ferrari Press Release
Post by: FatBob on October 10, 2002, 03:16:15 PM
ROFL