Utilising the very worst aspects of click baiting I'd like to offer up this technological gem
Fart Monitoring (https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/with-ingestible-pill-you-can-track-fart-development-in-real-time-on-your-phone/)
... no seriously it's an actual thing.
if you follow through, does it monitor the time it take you to get to the toilet?
Shame they never gave them a really hot curry during the test.