Dead Men Walking

Well Ladies and Gents

I feel I have to remind you that Whamagedon is live in 4 Hours time!!!!

So start preparing, you still have time to get that bargain basement price on some Noise cancelling Can in Black Friday, de tune every radio in the house, remove it from the guilty pleasures' playlist and cancel you family membership to google music, Spotify, YouTube. Remove the aerial from the car and claim its not working due to a huge EMP strike from a giant solar flair from the sun has hit the planet and will only get worse as we reach the winter equinox. Be prepared to host all video conferences so you have control of the mute others button.

I tell you Ladies and Gents it may sound like this year will be easier due to the situation we are all in but let me warn you, Look in to to my eye and believe me this thing is unstoppable it can leak in from you neighbours too!!!!

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Here are the rules

THE FIRST RULE

THE OBJECTIVE IS TO GO AS LONG AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT HEARING WHAM'S CHRISTMAS CLASSIC; "LAST CHRISTMAS".

THE SECOND RULE

THE GAME STARTS ON DECEMBER 1ST, AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT ON DECEMBER 24TH.

THE THIRD RULE

ONLY THE ORIGINAL VERSION APPLIES. ENJOY THE #!â,¬#%!â,¬%â,¬&OUT OF REMIXES AND COVERS.

THE FOURTH RULE

YOU'RE OUT AS SOON AS YOU RECOGNISE THE SONG.

BONUS RULE
PVP?

WHILE WE CAN'T STOP YOU FROM DELIBERATELY SENDING YOUR FRIENDS TO WHAMHALLA, THE INTENTION IS THAT THIS IS A SURVIVAL GAME. NOT A BATTLE ROYALE. SO ... DON'T BE A DICK, MKAY?

These rules and things have been lovingly stolen from Wamageddon.com (https://www.whamageddon.com/)

Also I would like to hear of some daring do, like deliberate going to a Xmas market or Party, and survival!!

Along with creative ways of how you were sent to the great 80's hall of glam Whamhalla!!!!

A personal thanks to DiseasedBunny (https://www.deadmen.co.uk/forum/member.php?4479-DiseasedBunny) for bringing this amazing game to my attention!!

Good luck out there and Stay Frosty!!

• BrotherTobious - RIP
• Smilo
  
• Gorliath - RIP
• Rizzy - RIP
• Jamoe
  
• Oldbloke
  
• DiseasedBunny - RIP
• Sulky
  
• SithAfirkaan
  
• Penfold - RIP
• RogueTaylor - RIP
• Duvel - RIP
• Benny - RIP

The Whamhalla VIP List

• Rizzy At least he had breakfast before he brought it.  Our Qtr Master is gone but not forgotten!!!!!
• RogueTalyor Got caught tending to the birds,
• DiseasedBunny got taken out by a take out,  hey at least there will be food in Whamhalla
• Benny survived a car bomb only to be take hubris to a new level and got blown to pieces by a car bomb!!
• BrotherTobious  was killed by a innocent playing with a weapon he didnt understand.
• Gorliath was on a list!!!
• Duvel Opened the door to his own doom, then his killers laughed and spoke about Whamhalla
• Penfold double tap cars are not good  people change the stations.

I'm in.

oh go on then

I'm in, but I don't think I stand a chance, xmas songs already started on the radio at work.

I'm in!

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I'm in and feeling like this is my year ... I say that every year :D

In as always

Quote from: RizZy;447290I'm in, but I don't think I stand a chance, xmas songs already started on the radio at work.

There's always the stories in war film about the bomber crews that just knew they weren't coming back this time, well, 8.26am, Greatest Hits got me in their sights & took aim, the damage was too much to take, no survivors.

im in...but as im not going to be in the UK this year for chrimbo and they dont celebrate chrimbo out here you all may as well bow to my greatness!!!!!!

I'm in again, reporting for duty!

Don’t fancy my luck Captain but count me in !

Count me in! Hopefully not as soon as last year though...

Well I am down ! Came on the radio, bloody budgies fault… well I will happily join you Rizzy. Get me a Pint in :cheers:

Quote from: RogueTaylor;447330Well I am down ! Came on the radio, bloody budgies fault… well I will happily join you Rizzy. Get me a Pint in :cheers:

I got us the table by the fire, there's a jug of ale ready to go.

I'm in! I had to explain the rules at work, stupidity is apparently an office born (bourne?) disease...save me a seat by the fire, I'm going for December 23rd this year.

I'm still in although I've got two Christmas parties this week and another next so I'm not holding out much help :sad:

so far so good but yeah got team xmas dinner on the 8th so will see if I make it past then.

I may have a flesh wound, I need a diagnosis.


My car spins the image of a tune before it plays, I got to it before and audio hit but I need an official diagnosis. Am I hallucinating or am I in valhalla?

Quote from: Benny;447378I may have a flesh wound, I need a diagnosis.


My car spins the image of a tune before it plays, I got to it before and audio hit but I need an official diagnosis. Am I hallucinating or am I in valhalla?

You didn't hear it, you live to fight another day :boxing:

i concur

Quote from: Benny;447378I may have a flesh wound, I need a diagnosis.


My car spins the image of a tune before it plays, I got to it before and audio hit but I need an official diagnosis. Am I hallucinating or am I in valhalla?

You may wish to join our brothers in valhalla but you shall not for tis but a fleash wound!!!

Noooo! Never have I been out this early!  Middle of carrying out an audit and radio ******* 2 decide to play it!

Turns out it was a poisoned blade that nicked me yesterday....

Started the car and out it came, mid tune straight into my ears. I'm afraid I've let you down brothers. Stay strong.

Don’t worry brothers you did yourselves proud ! We have a nice cool pint for you when you get here brothers !!

No one derserves Whamhalla unless they go into battle...

Lets play Whamegedon Roulette - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1xK3DXzdF1Yp2bNxUbijaD?si=255d3eae5111412c

I survived 5 (*make sure it's random otherwise you'll last 3 spins)

Well my Brother move over and get me a horn of ale for I am on route to Whamhalla and thanks to a work mate playing xmas songs!!!  

Now what snacks did Bunny bring ?

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Worked for me last time....

Man down in the outbound parcel area of an Amazon Fulfilment Centre, I was clipped while repairing a critical printer. I join you brothers in Whamhalla, BRING ME MEAT!

Barely enough of us left to crew a longboat. Bagsie I steer.

Save me a place by the hearth, I'm on my way.

Taken down by Tesco playing Christmas music. Good luck to all the survivors.

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Damn it The Hit List, all of 3 seconds before they buzzed in.

I ruling myself out on the grounds I simply refuse to believe I haven't heard it over the last week but can only assume it's failed to register with the psyche. :rolleyes:

*ahem*

THE FOURTH RULE

YOU'RE OUT AS SOON AS YOU RECOGNISE THE SONG.

oh dammit I'm still in then. Honestly, I can't stand the tension. :rolleyes:

The dreaded refrain was heard emanating from the lounge. 'Oh bollox', I thought.

'Is that Last Christmas playing? I shout to SWMBO.

'Yes' is shouted back.

Heart sinks but a slow realisation that it doesn't quite sound right.

'Is that Wham singing?'

'No. It's the Loose Women'.

Still fighting, guys :D

Quote from: OldBloke;447468The dreaded refrain was heard emanating from the lounge. 'Oh bollox', I thought.

'Is that Last Christmas playing? I shout to SWMBO.

'Yes' is shouted back.

Heart sinks but a slow realisation that it doesn't quite sound right.

'Is that Wham singing?'

'No. It's the Loose Women'.

Still fighting, guys :D

:lmfao:

I had the same hope, I probably looked a proper dafty, stood in Tesco, listening intently trying to work out if it was the original.

Quote from: OldBloke;447468The dreaded refrain was heard emanating from the lounge. 'Oh bollox', I thought.

'Is that Last Christmas playing? I shout to SWMBO.

'Yes' is shouted back.

Heart sinks but a slow realisation that it doesn't quite sound right.

'Is that Wham singing?'

'No. It's the Loose Women'.

Still fighting, guys :D

Not sure what's worse, watching Loose Women or going to Whamhalla.

edit: Loose Women is worse

The early bird catches the Whamagedon song...

This morning at 06:45 at work to get some bifoldingdoors and wintergardens done, suddenly: Last Christmas: Nnnooooo!!!
The DJ's afterwards: Hey, have you heard that people play a game about this song called "Whamagedon"? On some radiostations they call it out that they are starting this song. Other DJ: Ahwel, we are to late now...
:rant::frusty:

DuVeL down, some Ale needed... :cheers:

Feel your pain buddy. I got double tapped today. In the car first thing then again when I arrived home and the radio was on.

Who're the last deadmen standing?

I have a little advantage as we have no radios in the house and I'm exclusively listening to my own streaming play lists. Shops round here don't seem to play music either so I'm still standing

Quote from: Penfold;447480Feel your pain buddy. I got double tapped today. In the car first thing then again when I arrived home and the radio was on.

Who're the last deadmen standing?

Here are the deadmen still walking

• Smilo
  
• Jamoe
  
• Oldbloke
  
• Sulky
  
• SithAfirkaan
  

Oldie, turn the hearing aid down a notch, stay safe.

Quote from: Jamoe;447444Save me a place by the hearth, I'm on my way.

Taken down by Tesco playing Christmas music. Good luck to all the survivors.

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Nope, I'm out already.

Quote from: BrotherTobious;447487Here are the deadmen still walking

• Smilo
  
• Jamoe
  
• Oldbloke
  
• Sulky
  
• SithAfirkaan
  

QuoteMan down in the outbound parcel area of an Amazon Fulfilment Centre, I was clipped while repairing a critical printer. I join you brothers in Whamhalla, BRING ME MEAT!

I was man down the 10th of December bro! But thank you for the opportunity at second life! But alas, I will stay a dead man walking :-D

Quote from: SithAfrikaan;447497I was man down the 10th of December bro! But thank you for the opportunity at second life! But alas, I will stay a dead man walking :-D

Sorry mate I am getting smashed in Whamhalla what more do you want from me :)

Here are the deadmen still walking

• Smilo
  
• Jamoe
  
• Oldbloke
  
• Sulky
  

I'm still here! Just surivved a day out in Amsterdam, fortunately the pub was playing Jazzy Christmas music.

The wife has had to skip song no.1 on her playlist every day since the 1st December.

Here are the deadmen still walking

• Smilo
  
• Jamoe
  
• Oldbloke
  
• Sulky
  
• ​Albert
  

Quote from: Jamoe;447490Nope, I'm out already.

I was out on the 11th Dec.

been shot down already , think i lasted till the 15th.

Missus has played Wham all morning. Never heard it once all month. Wham ain’t obviously big in NL. Merry Christmas All [emoji23]

So how did this go. My Godson decided to kill me at about 10pm on Xmas Eve, about thirty seconds after I explained Whamageddon to his parents.
Kids eh.

Un-surprisingly I made it

Quote from: smilodon;447597So how did this go. My Godson decided to kill me at about 10pm on Xmas Eve, about thirty seconds after I explained Whamageddon to his parents.
Kids eh.

:lmfao: