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Forum Archive 2023 => dMw's Community Centre => Community Archive => Laugh? I nearly started. => Topic started by: Gh0st Face Killah on February 21, 2004, 12:30:29 PM

Title: Bikers
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on February 21, 2004, 12:30:29 PM
Bikers are.......... (http://www2.b3ta.com/motorbikes/)
Title: Bikers
Post by: DogMeat on February 21, 2004, 01:37:49 PM
We'll discuss this at the LAN.  <_<
Title: Bikers
Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2004, 01:42:36 PM
ROFL :lmfao:
Title: Bikers
Post by: FATAL on February 21, 2004, 01:54:30 PM
:lmfao: ROFL  :lmfao:
Title: Bikers
Post by: A Twig on February 21, 2004, 02:55:17 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Title: Bikers
Post by: TeaLeaf on February 21, 2004, 05:25:54 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by DogMeat@Feb 21 2004, 01:37 PM
We'll discuss this at the LAN. <_<
Which part did *you* play in the video Doggers?  I have my suspicions but wanted some confirmation........  :whistle:  ;)

TL.  :ph34r:
Title: Bikers
Post by: DogMeat on February 21, 2004, 05:45:32 PM
The bit that's not in the current video.  The bit with me riding over GFK's head while he tells me how gay it feels... :devil:
Title: Bikers
Post by: TeaLeaf on February 22, 2004, 09:07:53 AM
:lol: touche  :lol:

I'm still trying to work out how you're going to get all of your LAN kit on the back of a bike though  :rolleyes:

TL.
Title: Bikers
Post by: DogMeat on February 23, 2004, 01:03:41 PM
The current plan is to load it all into Stryker's motor.... :devil:

You getting this, GFK?

D"Born to be mild"M
Title: Bikers
Post by: TeaLeaf on February 23, 2004, 05:18:55 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by DogMeat@Feb 23 2004, 01:03 PM
The current plan is to load it all into Stryker's motor.... :devil:
 
Good idea, you can more kit on a three-wheeler....... :D

TL.
Title: Bikers
Post by: smilodon on February 23, 2004, 06:58:03 PM
It's a little known fact that genetically every single man wants to ride a motor-bike, even if they are not aware of it themselves.

All men have a biological imperative to break from the conventional, to rebel, to run free and to become masters of themselves. The adrenalin fuelled rush that riding a bike provides satisfies some basic primordial need that exists in all males.

The speed, the excitement and the unwillingness to conform in a little metal box with four wheels stuck in a traffic jam, are a drug every man craves consciously or not.

So men are split into two types.

There are those who are too weak or afraid to experience the extremes of life and who wallow for ever in mediocrity...


and there are those who ride big scary motor-bikes :ph34r:


 ;)
Title: Bikers
Post by: TeaLeaf on February 23, 2004, 07:43:57 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by smilodon@Feb 23 2004, 06:58 PM
The adrenalin fuelled rush that riding a bike provides satisfies some basic primordial need that exists in all males.
 
That'll be the throbbing crotch then?  Let's do a quick practical test and let me kick someone in the nuts and see if the throb they experience is the same.  Any volunteers?  :devil:

TL.
Title: Bikers
Post by: Dingo on February 23, 2004, 08:13:57 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by smilodon@Feb 23 2004, 06:58 PM

All men have a biological imperative to break from the conventional, to rebel, to run free and to become masters of themselves.


There go the wives and girlfriends then!!  :devil:  :whistle:
Title: Bikers
Post by: smilodon on February 23, 2004, 08:39:48 PM
The throb only comes from the two strokes, and I'm a lifelong four stroke man, ohh err.
Title: Bikers
Post by: DogMeat on February 24, 2004, 01:49:16 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by smilodon@Feb 23 2004, 07:58 PM

and there are those who ride big scary motor-bikes :ph34r:
 
Indeed.
Title: Bikers
Post by: A Twig on February 25, 2004, 12:01:45 PM
And there are those who are sensible and drive in four-wheel comfort, with a nice big soundsystem, in a big scary car!

My Car :D (http://www.mynheer.com/gallery/renault.html)

And the laydees love it, as the photos illustrate! :D  :narnar:
Title: Bikers
Post by: DuVeL on February 25, 2004, 12:10:26 PM
Nice car, nice chick.

I have a Toyota Corrola Sedan 1800 from 1988. Ahwell, it drives and gets me through the rain to work and back. Also a good soundsystem in it. Plus I still can drive over 160 with 4 people in it.
Title: Bikers
Post by: DogMeat on February 25, 2004, 01:18:25 PM
Who gives a flying.. um.. fish about cars?   :P

DM
Title: Bikers
Post by: Benny on February 25, 2004, 01:21:48 PM
Speak English man! Don't you know metric is outdated, get with the future, talk in mph.

My car has a booming system with neon downlighting, Rockford Fosgate amps, 2 12 inch woofers in a box, powered by Denon bridged amp, Alpine 6*9s to straight up rock, Alpine tweeters and some 6 inch mids in the front doors, low rider suspension and a phat driver, 17"alloys with ultra low pro tyres.
I wear shades in the rain, wear espadrills with no socks and a white suit with a pastel t-shirt. I rock hard, I drive hard, I am hard.

I also have a penchant for sarcasm. :whistle:
Title: Bikers
Post by: A Twig on February 25, 2004, 03:20:51 PM
What are espadrills? Am I too young for that stuff?
Title: Bikers
Post by: Dingo on February 25, 2004, 06:07:14 PM
Nice Bike DM!!

:wub:  :wub:  :wub:  :wub:
Title: Bikers
Post by: DogMeat on February 25, 2004, 07:10:15 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Benny@Feb 25 2004, 02:21 PM
Speak English man! Don't you know metric is outdated, get with the future, talk in mph.

My car has a booming system with neon downlighting, Rockford Fosgate amps, 2 12 inch woofers in a box, powered by Denon bridged amp, Alpine 6*9s to straight up rock, Alpine tweeters and some 6 inch mids in the front doors, low rider suspension and a phat driver, 17"alloys with ultra low pro tyres.
I wear shades in the rain, wear espadrills with no socks and a white suit with a pastel t-shirt. I rock hard, I drive hard, I am hard.

I also have a penchant for sarcasm. :whistle:
Chav.

DM
Title: Bikers
Post by: DuVeL on February 25, 2004, 07:25:28 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Benny@Feb 25 2004, 01:21 PM
I rock hard, I drive hard, I am hard.

I also have a penchant for sarcasm. :whistle:
Your sarcasming about yourself alot then.  :ph34r:
Title: Bikers
Post by: TeaLeaf on February 25, 2004, 10:15:09 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Benny@Feb 25 2004, 01:21 PM
I also have a penchant for sarcasm.
This must be the new 'underground' code word for pr0n  :lmfao:  :narnar:

TL.
Title: Bikers
Post by: Gh0st Face Killah on February 27, 2004, 02:33:08 PM
Did I mention that I have been riding  bikes for over 20 yrs DM?
Title: Bikers
Post by: DogMeat on March 02, 2004, 02:21:36 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Gh0st Face Killah@Feb 27 2004, 03:33 PM
Did I mention that I have been riding  bikes for over 20 yrs DM?
And?
Title: Bikers
Post by: Zok on March 02, 2004, 03:15:26 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Gh0st Face Killah@Feb 27 2004, 02:33 PM
Did I mention that I have been riding  bikes for over 20 yrs DM?
are you not sore
Title: Bikers
Post by: brass on March 03, 2004, 12:23:11 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by Gh0st Face Killah@Feb 27 2004, 02:33 PM
Did I mention that I have been riding bikes for over 20 yrs DM?
After the original post is this GFK's quiet egress from the 'CLOSET' or a fanfare to confirm ? :whistle:
Title: Bikers
Post by: ChimpBoy on March 03, 2004, 12:56:41 PM
Bikers - do they "dance at the wrong end of the ballroom" ?

Two words:  James Dean

And we all know about his private life ;)
Title: Bikers
Post by: smilodon on March 03, 2004, 07:33:06 PM
In case any of you are wondering no you're not supposed to understand a word of that.


(http://www.webfire.org.uk/images/GPZ900R.jpg)

Mine. In case you care?
Title: Bikers
Post by: King on March 03, 2004, 08:18:25 PM
I think that a bike says what a man you are, i drive a honde cbr 600.
It a verry fast bike, black with red. :D  8)
Title: Bikers
Post by: DuVeL on March 03, 2004, 09:00:40 PM
Add a picture bro. I'll explain how l8eron. He's got a nice bike yeah, but it doesn't say a thing about you, just a midlifecrisis.  ;)
Title: Bikers
Post by: Benny on March 03, 2004, 11:03:36 PM
Here's my beauty.....
(http://www.pianopeddler.com/resized/GayPrideBike-1.jpg)
Title: Bikers
Post by: smite on March 03, 2004, 11:11:21 PM
My last bike.
ZXR-750k
(http://www.powers-mc.com/20020108/zxr750.jpg)
Title: Bikers
Post by: smilodon on March 03, 2004, 11:13:11 PM
choice  :D
Title: Bikers
Post by: Gandalf on March 04, 2004, 08:11:27 AM
QuoteOriginally posted by smite@Mar 3 2004, 11:11 PM
My last bike.
ZXR-750k
 
you lie! yours is the pink number behind isn't it?
Title: Bikers
Post by: DogMeat on March 04, 2004, 03:12:38 PM
Anything under a thou is gay anyway - hey, we're back on topic!

D"1100"M
Title: Bikers
Post by: Zok on March 04, 2004, 05:13:39 PM
Wasn’t one of the village people a motorcycle cop, you know, the one with the 1200 Harley
Title: Bikers
Post by: suicidal_monkey on March 04, 2004, 05:27:21 PM
:eyebrow: hmmm, I need to upgrade my transportation (http://www.classicboots.com/other/images/army05-3.jpg) I do
Title: Bikers
Post by: DuVeL on March 04, 2004, 05:39:20 PM
My bro has something similar to this 1: (http://hayabusa.bikepics.com/hon-cbr600-03-bikepics-42969.jpg)
Title: Bikers
Post by: smite on March 04, 2004, 07:04:42 PM
I've been looking at the new CBR600 since the summer....very nice new design especially the 916 pipes under the seat. And in Rossi colours :D
Title: Bikers
Post by: Stryker on March 05, 2004, 04:30:21 PM
If all bikers are gay, what does that make me with my trike?  Bi-curious?
Title: Bikers
Post by: GRIM_REAPER on March 05, 2004, 04:44:08 PM
QuoteIf all bikers are gay, what does that make me with my trike? Bi-curious?
lol
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