Talks at the National Bowling Association have broken down.
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They're heading towards a strike.
Well done Willy I'm now ashamed at us both.
:roflmao:
The best thing about a pun is the pain you cause others :devil:
Let's try and hurt people then.
A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.â€
The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?â€
The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.â€
Look at what you've done!
:ohmy:
(But please do keep them coming)
The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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- Just found out sticks float. They would.
- Why couldn’t the circus replace their human cannonball? They couldn’t find another man of his caliber.
- I knew a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch. He could binomial.
- An atom lost an electron. It really should keep an eye on them.
- I’m afraid of negative numbers. I’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
- I’m going to try velcro instead of shoe laces. Why not?
- No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
- Need an Ark? I know a guy.
- Becoming a vegetarian is a big mistake.
- Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his potion pot and his best friend? They’re both called Ron.
That's ten puns in a row. I wonder if any of them will get a laugh?
........ no pun intended.
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Amazing bravo
Why did the non-binary prospector move to California in 1849?
Because there was gold in them/their hills.
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Some musical humor?[ATTACH=CONFIG]6194[/ATTACH]